Fecal Flogging

The act two people pooping in the same toilet bowl at the same time. Where one person is sitting in a traditional fashion, while the other party sitting on the first persons lap with his anus positioned between the original party's legs.

If the poop goes through the legs without touching the legs, this can be called a poop-dunk. If the poop hits the party's legs, the bottom party has the right to rub feces on the top party. If, under any circumstances, the top party poops on the bottom parties wiener, the bottom party has the right to redeposit said poop into the anus of the top party via anal penetration.
Fecal Flogging is the strongest of brotherhoods.
by DJerak G August 12, 2012
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fecal dust

an odious, sedimentary mist derived from the anus containing fine particles of fecal matter when expelled through the spincter. Tends to be unpredictable and can result in what is known as a 'dookie stain'/'shart'
Oh NO!!! I just blew fecal dust all over my new pants, down my leg and into my shoe.
by easy mackin February 21, 2010
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Fecal Consolidation

If josh doesnt perform a little fecal consolidation hes never going to amount to anything.
by sticks156 July 26, 2010
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fecal parlor

Any chain restaurant whose over-priced fare is not fit for human consumption and the ingestion of it typically results in
projectile vomiting and/or explosive diarrhea.
Buffalo Wings and Rings is a total fecal parlor! The wings I had last were so fucking bad, I had to eat a half a can of cat food afterwards to get the taste outta my mouth. I was up half the night blowing up the shitter.
by Russ and Gus April 17, 2011
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fecal spelunker

Chrithtopher ith a fecal spelunker.
by sbo April 24, 2011
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Fecal Fanatic

Simply put, a shit lover, someone who greatly enjoys anything to do with the stuff that comes out of the bung. Also could be spelled Phecal Phanatic referring to a shit lover from Philadelphia or actually anybody from Philadelphia.
Man, I Hot Carled that bitch and then she fucking ate it! What a fucking fecal fanatic!
by Chain Dawg October 13, 2005
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Fecal Grind

Instead of a grind on a skate board, one use there ass and leave fecal mater on the rail.
Did you see the Fecal Grind Mike did on that rail?
by Bundy_6 August 29, 2010
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