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Fagpad

A pad that is placed over a bleeding and tender butthole after engaging in rough anal sex with another male (or female).
Also meant to be used as an insult.
Example 1:
James: "God, my butthole hurts so bad from last night."

Spencer: "Did you get some fagpads from the store?"

James: "Yeah, I'm wearing one right now. Thank God, your penis has the thickness of my girlfriend's strap-on."

Example 2:
James: "Why does it have to be SO cold all of the time?"

Spencer: "Quit whining you little bitch. You're such a fucking fagpad.
by butnicetry11 December 25, 2010
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FapFap Revolution

A game that contains a reference to iTouch's "TapTap Revolution." This game consists of fapping intensively, corresponding the speed of your hand and the tempo of the song you are listening to.
1. "Dude, I tried FapFap Revolution to "Smoke On The Water," but the tempo was way to slow so I cranked up some Slayer."

2. They tried making a commercial for FapFap Revolution, but it was way to graphic to show on television.

3. "Whoa man, try FapFap Revolution to Rush's music! ProgFapping is so intense!"
by Werkshop April 6, 2010
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fapped out

Military slang for getting assigned to Fleet Assistance Personnel. Basically it's when your unit is required to temporarily send X number of warm bodies to do menial tasks for the base or the squadron or something, and you're picked to be part of the group. Occasionally a cool gig and a welcome break from routine, but a lot of the time it's something godawful and involves Twentynine Palms or the term "grease trap". Usually assigned to new arrivals as a rite of passage, and to shitbags that aren't wanted in their unit
"What happened to Johnson? I haven't seen him in ages."

"He kept fucking up so he's been fapped out to 990 for over a year now."
by jake5443 December 31, 2007
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fapmare

a combination of "fap" and "nightmare". a revolting/unsexy thought or situation that prevents you from being able to fap/achieve an erection/orgasm
Mike usually found some alone time while his wife was at work, but the fat,dead homeless man that he found in his computer room this morning was such a fapmare that he could never spank it in there ever again.
by masochistmonkeyjoe April 23, 2009
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Fappachino

My morning wood was rampant so I had to have a fappachino or I'd never have even gotten outta bed.

Classic Joe: late for work cuz he fell back to sleep after a fappachino!
by Thornbrow June 7, 2011
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Fapatorium

A Fapatorium is the place were one like to let loose, and fap his/her heart out. A beat down trailer parkesque mancave with only one purpose. The shuffling of wang meat.
Haunter: Mike Mouth, why you look so creeped out?
Mike Mouth: Dude, I just had to fix Wayne's computer.
Haunter: So?
Mike Mouth: It was in his Fapatorium.
Haunter: Ewwww Nasty!
by Haunter and Mike Mouth October 11, 2013
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Fappee

Chris: Hey Tom who did you fap to last night?
Tom: My fappee?
Chris: Yeah
Tom: I fapped over Jessica
by Fill_ June 18, 2015
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