daily express

Princess Diana fanzine. Essentially the Daily Mail with added Princess Diana obsessing.

Headlines of the Daily Express: "Diana crash REALLY WAS A CONSPIRACY"

"...No it wasn't"

"YES IT WAS!1"

by Dickface Faceofadick May 27, 2007

Cobalt Express

A sexual act performed with a woman of exceeding beauty which involves having anal intercourse with her and then upon completion licking fecal matter off of one's penis. This act is only to be performed on women of exceptional beauty as it shows your overwhelming desire to be with her.

That model is so hot I would Cobalt Express her.

by D. Lafferriere September 28, 2007

Hot Mess Express

...a group of sexy, hard-drinking bitches that hit the streets to cause chaos and partake in debauchery.

C'mon ladies, it Tuesday! All aboard the Hot Mess Express!

by Delilah Foxx November 10, 2009

FAIL Express

Also, FailEx. Getting a delivery from FAIL Express means you get fail when you absolutely, positively DO NOT need it.

Etymology: A fictional version of Federal Express/FedEx that only delivers fail.

She thought everything was OK until FAIL Express delivered her pregnancy test.

by twilyth June 17, 2008

Browntown Express

When someone drops a steaming turd in a subway seat, and the train ends up going all the way to the end of the line with the log just sitting there.

"Man, who dropped that browntown express over there?" It's going to end up in Yonkers!

by Rhainman September 6, 2013

UPS Express

A mail service primarily serving the "just found the invoice due tomorrow under a pile of papers" crowd.

UPS Express: Proudly stepping up to unnecessarily rush important things to important people because you like to procrastinate like a mofo since 1982.

by Brian Surette August 14, 2006

nitro express

Commonly used in elephant guns these are very poweful rifle rounds commonly used for big game hunting such as elephants, cape buffaloes, rhinos and the like. They have extremey harsh recoil and muzzle blast. The name comes from the powder which is made of nitroglycerin and express indicates the extremely high velocity of the rounds. Currently 700 nitro express is the most powerful of them all.

I shot a nitro express twice today. one for fun and the other one to relocate my popped shoulder

by Nasor6221 August 5, 2015