1. International understanding of 'fuck you'.
2. When your stupidity gives my middle finger an erection.
3. Also known as a middle finger boner.
4. Best way to articulate anger without words.
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That's a middle finger erection
Need i say more ?
2. When your stupidity gives my middle finger an erection.
3. Also known as a middle finger boner.
4. Best way to articulate anger without words.
┌∩┐ ►_◄ ┌∩┐ ... ╭∩╮(︶ε︶メ)╭∩╮
........................./´¯/)
......................,/¯..//
...................../..../ /
............./´¯/'...'/´¯¯`·¸
........../'/.../..../......./¨¯\
........('(...´(..´......,~/'...')
.........\.................\/..../
..........''...\.......... _.·´
............\..............(
..............\.............\
That's a middle finger erection
Need i say more ?
Girlfriend : How could you even look at other women when i am your girlfriend *shouts*
Guy : Stop it, you are turning me on !! i am feeling an erection !!!
Girlfriend: Huh ?? seriously ?!?!
Guy : Yeah, a middle finger erection !!!
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....../´¯/'...'/´¯¯')¸
.../'/.../..../......./¨¯\
.('(...´...´.... ¯~/'...')
..\.................'....../
...'\................ _.·´
.....\...............(
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Guy : Stop it, you are turning me on !! i am feeling an erection !!!
Girlfriend: Huh ?? seriously ?!?!
Guy : Yeah, a middle finger erection !!!
............../´¯/)
............./¯..//
............/....//
....../´¯/'...'/´¯¯')¸
.../'/.../..../......./¨¯\
.('(...´...´.... ¯~/'...')
..\.................'....../
...'\................ _.·´
.....\...............(
......\...............\
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A Male penis at its proudest moment yet most vunerable time. When a male looks at a female that he is sexually attracted he is then overcome by arousal which begins to fill his penis with blood thus enlarging more roughly two times as large until it stands as alert as a soldier and as proud as the Statue Liberty. Also this is a meaning that the penis is ready for a variety of sexual inducing activities this includes sex, wanking, beating , sucking , fucking , licking , oral , anal , mastrubation
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It was all good for poor little Jimmy until that one day in school. He was walking by the school pool when he saw the girl of his dreams, Christine in her already wet swimsuit. He began to feel a strong force pushing against his school pants. As he entered 2nd period the bulge had not yet disappeared as he saw Christine walking in the class with her tight jeans and her humongous asscheeks winking at him. The stick in his boxers began to grow and grow he tried to adjust using his hands to make it face upright but had accidentally rubbed his penis. Overcomed with arousal he began violently beat his silky smooth dick as the whole class noticed Jimmy already moaning and groaning. Christine reached out and started to suck his dick thus causing him to release a hot sticky stream/waterfall of jizz into Christine’s mouth. At the end both Christine and Jimmy got expelled but this wasn’t the end of their sex story. Erection
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