elephant girl

A woman who is both fat and annoying. What jack Nicholson called the waitress annoying him in "As Good as it Gets."

Elephant girl, go get Carol.

by hititlong January 4, 2006

hunting elephants

when ur obviously not doing anything or obviously doing SOMETHING and feel like being a stupid smart ass

(chatting on facebook)
jack: hey watcha doing?

jill: oh u kno... hunting elephants

by sweetness1154 December 16, 2011

Blue Elephant

When you are having anal intercourse and your partners anus is so tight it stops the blood flow to your penis and it gives it a blueish hue.

I was balls deep in Dan’s ass last night and the dude was so tight he gave me a blue elephant.

by ElephyPattern September 9, 2018

Elephant penis

While elephant erections can reach from two or three feet to five or six feet and 14 to 16 inch in diameter. One enterprising biologist has even gone as far as to calculate the average weight of an elephant penis at a est. 59.5 pounds (with testicles at 4.4 pounds each).

Wow that Elephant penis is hugh and shes takeing it.

by Starknight97 December 24, 2008

Elephant

When a man tucks his own penis into his own butthole.

Hey Jeremy, what are you doing for Columbus Day? "Oh not much, gonna put on the new Coldplay album and give myself an elephant."

by Jimmy Feix July 11, 2014

elephant

When you pull your pockets and cock out.

(after pulling your pockets and cock out) Hey Joe check out this elephant.

by Chadwick Meriweather III January 26, 2005

elephant toe

Big, fat bitches pussy lips, while smashed into tight spandex

I hear that monstrous bitches have been known to eat with their toes!

by Funksdman July 22, 2003