Elder Wear

Frustrating and unusual wear on items caused by poor vision and or reflexes of the elderly, ironically found on things usually very well maintained and otherwise gingerly used.

"See that '92 acura? it's got only 34 thousand miles on it and complete service records, too bad about the Elder Wear at all four corners from sad attempts to park it".

by Noel S November 28, 2005

The Elder Vibe

The elder vibe is an aura emmited by all members of the elder family that allows them to wheel regardless whether they are good looking or not.

The Elder Vibe is commonly used by james michael elder of the roxden.

by suttonnn January 18, 2010

Elderchild

Male or female who is over 18 and is into children's hobbies / things. Usually a fat pasty person with odd coloured hair for a female or can be a skinny guy with spiky hair for a male, these people are ones who may play with a Nintedndo DS or is a fan of League of Legends.

Thst lady with the pink hair that wears glasses who works at Eb Games is such an Elderchild !

by i'mlikeheywhatsuphello November 18, 2015

eldorado

the cadillac eldorado; the best cadillac ever made....its right up there with the impala

my eldorado has 14" Daytons (shiny gold rims)

by PazOOtka May 13, 2005

edar

A kid around 13 years old and has a big dick.

Dude edar is so cute and hairy.

by Ed-are December 15, 2013

Elder

A mindless, controlling drone of the Jehovah's Witness Watchtower Bible and Tract Society. Their function is to squelch independent thought, spy on those suspected of 'wrong doing', and assist the rank and file in making day-to-day menial decisions. They also keep track of the number of hours a member spends knocking on doors each month. Most have the educational level of a toilet brush salesman, but they follow orders well. They enjoy the times spent in judicial committee, where they are privy to confessions of sexual activity of hot young girls, providing fodder for masturbatory sessions at a later time.

Gina- "I have to go shopping for a new pair of shoes for service Saturday, but tomorrow is Black Friday and I don't know if it would be appropriate for a Christian sister to partake in such a worldly celebration. What do you think, Suzanne?"

Suzanne - "I think you should ask the Elders about that. You could ask Brother McDrooly, he is always so knowledgeable. But I would avoid Brother Peterphile, he popped a boner and actually came while I described giving a blowjob when I confessed during my judicial hearing last summer."

Gina - "Thanks, Suzanne. I am always praying thanks to Jehovah for the wonderful Elders we have here at the Kingdom Hall."

by Nelson Birdwell December 5, 2010

Eldermentia

A condition attributed to a generation/technology gap in elderly people based on language, body movement or driving habits; mistakenly attributed to full blown dementia or Alzheimer's disease. However, it offen closely precedes full blown dementia or Alzheimer's.

LANGUAGE: "Mom asked me if I had THE email. I think she's showing signs of Eldermentia".

BODY MOVEMENT: "See that old buzzard pulling coupon after coupon out of her pocket book in the express line? That's a classic case of Eldermentia".

DRIVING HABITS: "Did you see that Q-tip trying to parallel park? Luckily no one got hurt when he mistook the gas peddle for the brake. That's the 3rd time this week. He's way past Eldermentia and into the early stages of Alzheimer's. His kids don't want to be cut out of their inheritance, so they're not taking his keys away".

by RockyBilboa November 18, 2009