eskay

vinny bosamellow is eskay and eskay is he...the legend, he is half man half amazing

Vinny = Eskay

by you automated piece of shit January 27, 2004

Essay

To masterbate, touch or fondle oneself.

I'm going to go write my essay.

by chrisshu December 15, 2008

Dirty Essay

When a student hates writing her university paper so incredibly much and is so sick and tired of thinking of normal things to do to procrastinate, that she takes the half-finished essay and fucks the paper up her ass. Only then can she finally feel satisfied at handing in the shit-covered essay to her professor by lighting the pile of academic shit on fire, on his desk.

Angry Girlfriend on phone: "If you don't come over here right now and shoot me in my asshole face for having to write this paper, I'M GOING TO HAVE TO PULL A DIRTY ESSAY!"

Loving Boyfriend: "If you don't write your essay I will come over and shit in your face. Thats a promise or you'll get a Dirty Sanchez."

by Haeden'sKitty March 30, 2009

ekmaynian

1.the real way to pronounce ekmanian.
2.a guy who whines and complains worse than jessica simpson.
3.a man who is attracted to and sleeps with nuggets (women with no arms or legs)
4.a man who enjoys looking at pictures of people with jelly and potatoes jammed in their ass.

the nugget married an ekmaynian

by jenbean November 9, 2003

exsay

exsay: female;male
exsay:Female;Male cuddle together

i am the opposite exsay.

by brittany August 20, 2003

Ensay

A special kind of anal dildo from the philippines designed to stimulate a man's prostate

At work yesterday gian was telling us all how his ensay worked

by Joseph Krechenkov March 10, 2011

Ekay

A word commonly used to affirm things in a more positive manner, as opposed to just saying "okay" or "alright"

Person 1: "Hey, Let's eat some peanut butter"

Person 2: "Ekay!"

by MERH22 January 2, 2012