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ebert

noun: a very small blue creature, residing under industrial kitchen tables, prayed to by tall Italians
Araghahhh! What? Step on that ebert quick it ate the basil!
by hooskah March 22, 2003
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ebenezer pleaser

When you and your sexual partner(man or woman) both ejaculate into a cocktail type beverage container, and then share the contents as a nice post activity refreshment. (Works especially well if the woman is a squirter) this activity takes its name from the region it was founded in. A small rural community in georgia.
Lance, would you and jenny like to join meredith and I for a warm ebenezer pleaser this evening?
by vanillagorilla84 February 21, 2011
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Ebeneezer Screw

(v., trans.; usu. used as a phrase, as in "Getting the Ebeneezer Screw): the act of being laid off from a job at the end of the year, just before Christmas.
"Yeah, sorry I won't be buying any Christmas presents this year; I just got the Ebeneezer Screw".
by Andru J. November 12, 2009
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eben

A large man of afrikaans decent who has a fondness for the word cunt. Also has astounding bad luck to coincide with his foul mouth
"Eben you fat unlucky bastard you will never win that fridge"

"FUCK you CUNT! CUNT"
by justin saneness October 18, 2011
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Ebenezian

feeling quite scrooge-ish during the holidays... Ebenezer Scrooge-ish!
Ebenezian---Due to the crappy economy, it is impossible to not feel Ebenezian this holiday season...bah humbug!
by Tarastar1975TT December 8, 2009
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eberlein

A pretty flower that grows on the plains of Zimbabwe
The guide used the Eberlein to sooth the Warriors wound.
by Huntersphil February 1, 2015
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eberwein

A person with a really big ego.
Doesn't give a absolute shit about anything but it's self. Hates people especially Hoes.
The kid Eberwein was being a Dick
by ChiknMAN November 15, 2016
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