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albus dumbledore 

someone who didn't die, cuz he's fucking God
HBP: Snape raiseh his wand and pointed it directlu at Dumbledore.
"Avada Kadavra!"
A jet of green light shot form the end of Snape's wad and hit Dumbledore squarely in the chest. Harry's scream of horror never left him; silent and unmoving, he was forced to watch as Dumbledore was blasted into the air. For a split second, he seemed to hang suspended beneath the shining skull, and then he fell slowly backward, like a great rag doll, over the battlements and out of sight.
Me: STFU, you can't fucking kill Albus Dumbledore, just like they couldn't kill Jesus, Gandalf, or Aslan, cuz they're all fucking God
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cum dumper 

A guy that dumps large amount of cum in any hole that a woman has
The Cum Dumper droped his load in the Cum Dumpster
cum dumper by The Cum Dumper November 3, 2006

dumper tortoise

a dumper tortoise is a name for a real turd of a person
can be used all the time because no one knows it so it seems like a clever comeback
person a: Good Charlotte is awesome cockboy
person b: shut the fuck up dumper tortoise
dumper tortoise by The Great El Sahey September 19, 2006

Dumbledouche

When dumbledore is being a dick in the 6th movie he is a dumbledouche, also

The "Dumbledouches" are the most powerful clan in halo 3

consisting of dragonot, derzon, zambizi, rafiyel, bassintegra, skater ryan, and more and currently have 15 members
holy shit the dumbledouches are good

ughh dumbledore is being a dumbledouche again
Dumbledouche by Dragonot September 8, 2009
A dwarf elf. Elves are already small by nature, dumbles are dwarf elves, very small.
Emily is short she could be an elf, or even a dumble!
Dumble by Elflord123 October 28, 2019

huckit-in-her-dumper 

The act of placing one's penis in the asshole of a female.
So bro, did you get any action last night?

Ya man, she even let me huckit-in-her-dumper!

tongue dimple 

A dimple on your tongue. Pretty simple they are so freaking cool 👌
Woah man slow down is that a tongue dimple. I love the dend in that tongue baby.
tongue dimple by Juju2755 February 17, 2015