Urban Dicks

People who spend all their time on Urban Dictionary

Jeff and Rob didnt go to the club last night cuz they're urban dicks.

by DREKKKKKKKKKKKKK January 10, 2009

touch dicks

See: Touch Base (usually in business, to talk to someone in order to find out how they are or what they think about something)

Hey, I'm just calling to see if you'd like to grab lunch before the meeting and touch dicks about what kind of approach we're going to take with our new offer so I can make sure our balls are in the same court.

by Shitlord July 24, 2010

dickshaft

The middle and longest part of a penis, between the head and body.

She grabbed his long shaft and ran her lips along it.

by Dave Mitchard February 12, 2004

dicksaster

1) when a guy is totally ready to bone the chick he brought home from the bar that night (or to her place), but just can't seem to get it up, no matter how hard he tries (or she tries);

2) in immediate need of some viagra;

3) the awkward moment where he looks at you and says, "It's not gonna happen..."

(the day after) - Chick 1: "...and we left the bar after he was talkin' all that shit, and he ain't shit!"
Chick 2: "So you're saying he couldn't even get it up?"
Chick 1: "Ya, it was a dicksaster."

(dude talking with other dudes) - Dude 1: "This has never happened to me before, man."
Dude 2: "Yeah, sure it hasn't. Sounds like another dicksaster to me."

by SpeeMan January 12, 2011

Dickshelf

A term, originating from the Hawaiian island of Kauai, used to describe an individual who is completely useless. Commonly used in reference to a person who wants to appear busy and is doing something of value, when in fact they are doing absolutely nothing but wasting time and oxygen.

I hate working with that guy, he never does shit, he's a total dickshelf.

by Small-balls Mike September 7, 2011

dickscovery

The exact moment you realize that the woman you've been dating has a penis.

Tyler made a dickscovery last night while getting physical with his girlfriend.

by Tankwad November 8, 2017

Dickshake

cum

damn it Gus, you spilled your dickshake all over my buns

by gbd199 October 29, 2020