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P'diddle

To stimulate the labia and clitoris of a woman to orgasm with a penis (erect or flaccid), yet not at any point during sex insert said penis into vagina.
"I'm on the rag, but we can p'diddle."
by PP April 29, 2002
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kiddy diddler

A male or female use touches another male or female under the legal age.
He fingered her? But he's grade 11 and shes only grade 6. Hes such a kiddy diddler, lets kick his ass.
by Cody October 19, 2002
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skiddle diddle

1. any black girl that lacks hair in the middle of their head

2. a girl with an onytail (snatch-back ponytail that looks like a paint brush)
do you see that skiddle diddle? she ain't got no hair in the middle!
by Shalatabata Nae Nae December 27, 2009
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Diddler

A Pedophile, Someone who has an attraction to little children.
"That man in a burgandy sweater is a diddler!"
by Hoochlovers January 15, 2008
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Diddler's List

The female version of a man's "Spank Bank". A "Spank Bank" is a list compiled by the spanker who he uses to visualize during his self pleasure sessions. When a women is ready for some alone time she'll go to her "Diddler's List" while she is diddling herself.
Example No. 1:
Sally Mae woke up horny one morning and started diddling herself. She went to her "Diddler's List" and thought of the muscular trashman she saw earlier in the week.

Example No. 2:
Sally Mae was watching the movie "The Princess Bride" and her clit started to throb at the site of "Andre the Giant". She instantly added him to her "Diddler's List".
by Joseph Shirley February 2, 2008
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j-diddles

a cross between jack squat & diddly squat meaning nothing.
Friend: What you up to later?
Me: J-diddles, will pass through in a bit.
by Dash 5 March 9, 2007
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Diddlemire

A circular debate over the menial or insignificant-often characterized by poor debate and/or persuasive skill.
IE: The debate over who was the best at pogs proved an amusing diddlemire.
IE: Once the question of superior watermelon seed spitting skill came into question the two rednecks diddlemired the rest of the evening away.
by Netah March 23, 2008
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