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Ber-diddle

A game played while driving in a car. If you see a car with a headlight out, you touch the roof with both hands and exclaim "Ber-diddle!" Everyone else then has to touch the ceiling with both hands, (except the driver, who only has to use one hand). The last person to do so has to remove one article of clothing, and the driver is allowed to pull over to take something off. Shoes and socks count as one article of clothing.
If a light is out anywhere one the car, it counts, (e.g. brake lights, tail lights, fog lights, etc.)
Motorcycles have to have a light out in order to count.
If you see a car that has one of it's lights obviously broken, but they aren't on, that still counts.
If one light is way dimmer than the one on the other side, that counts too.
Also, if you're with people that are playing and you're not playing, then you're a bitch.
Is that a car with one headlight? Ber-diddle!
by Joel E. Rogers February 16, 2009
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diddle time

shit, almost diddle time again. get your goggles, buckets, and horse costume on.
by BraveDick November 9, 2013
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HUFF DIDDLE

the process of masterbating while speeding in a vehicle in excess of 80 mph, as another person in the passenger seat masterbates to your sweetness, and blowing your load out the window onto the unsuspecting rear vehicle.
dude... i just got pulled over for pulling a HUFF DIDDLE on a motorcycle cop!!
by manamanama May 16, 2006
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Uncle Diddles

The oddball uncle in a backwoods West Virgina family who fondles all of the children. This character is usually between 5'3" and 5'6" and weighs no more than 120 pounds. He has little to no teeth and long stringy hair complimented by a long stringy beard.
Billy Sue: "I don't wanna go to Uncle Diddles house! Everytime I do my ass ends up hurting for 3 days!"
by Big Daddy Longdick August 8, 2011
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Fiddle Diddle

Slang for a man's private part.
Also used as an insult
You have a BIG fiddle diddle.
You fiddle diddle you screwed me!
by Fun Yun Rider January 5, 2011
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Diddle hopper

One who, fingers women while on a trampoline.
Me and Sally Diddle hoppered on your trampoline.
by Peanutbutternuttbutt6969 February 12, 2010
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Diddle Pad

1. male or female genitalia

2. electronic board on a hot tube
she was freakin' on my diddle pad
by bamF65 August 27, 2010
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