Dildo Darts

A game of precision and pleasure involving dildos, one player pulls down their dacks and the opposing player (or enjoyer) hurls the "dildo dart" aiming for a bullseye ie. right in the sphinc.

Peter got a bullseye, playing dildo darts, on Dan who loved it so much, his knees gave way and he finished off in his pants.

by ihatemimes June 19, 2007

dialdown

Another word for dialup. Takes into consideration the speeds, therefore, it is dial"down" instead of dial"up".

His dialdown only has the worst speed on the planet.

by J@RED August 11, 2008

dildometry

the perfect science of being a complete and total tool...

what the fuck is this dildometry?!? what the hell are you idiots doing?!? jesus fucking christ!

by Ayhch February 12, 2010

dildo ass nigga

A guy who says they like girls, but likes to dildo himself

Kyle is a dildo ass nigga

by buttlover213 September 25, 2017

Dildo Crunch

When you have a boner and run into the wall, your penis curls into a ball.

Ayo John, I just got dildo crunch. It hurt like hell.

by Ten Retro January 17, 2019

Dildolder

Dildo holder

Excuse me, have you seen my dildolder? Thank you, please, sorry

by DivaParanoya May 15, 2019

dildo slapjack

A giant douche that owns all the trendy gun things, like defcons, supdef, HK pistols, and lots of one off lower receivers, and drinks only Tim Hortons coffee and drives Subaru’s.

That guy is the literal definition of a Dildo Slapjack, what a douche

by Alex Krycek June 2, 2019