ditch life 

something you say to someone when they commit an act of "ditching" you. when they leave you stranded, when they make fun of you, when they do anything not in your favour basically.

*zafar leaves bobby at the movies with no ride home*

bobby: "DITCH LIFEEEE"
zafar: "ogiogiogioigogioi"

ditch life by DLMASTER2 June 7, 2009

Ditch Drunk 

when you are so totaly wasted that you aimlessly wonder around outside and wakeup the next morning in a ditch.

Fozzard: dude did you see bewley last night
Masila: yea that bitch was ditch drunk
Fozzard: I know he's outside in that ditch

Ditch Drunk by Billy Masila January 28, 2009

Ditch Witch 

A generally displeasing and annoying person. Someone who believes they are better than the actually are. They are so unworthy that they don't practice witchcraft in a home, but in a ditch.

Pat needs to get over himself and stop acting like a ditch witch.

Ditch Witch by Piper Marie January 10, 2020

ditch troll 

An aesthetically unpleasing woman.

'Fuck me was battered last night. Ended up with a right ditch troll'

ditch troll by Steve September 23, 2003

Ditch the Ass, Sieze the Assets 

A womens plan when divorcing a man. Usually a man who had it coming.

You: Hows your husband?

Friend: Oh that jackass? I'm divorcing him.

You: Yea ditch the ass, sieze the assets.

Ditch the Ass, Sieze the Assets by doubletrouble22 September 25, 2009

Ditch digger 

A woman who is not a gold digger but works full time and sleeps with men of “status” for self improvement and/or self gratification

“Jane is such a ditch digger for fucking her assistant manager at the Christmas party”

Ditch digger by Jaydrovi May 9, 2018

ditch pump 

word used to describe the 4stroke engine.

"its just another ditch pump"

ditch pump by S Byrne January 5, 2007