by Eclosis April 9, 2015
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"Shit, we must land on this damn ass shit planet Dormagen, we better be careful,there a lot of Topals here."
by RMCF January 30, 2008
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When two gay men are engaging in sex inside a dorm that they both share. The slang and definition are believed to come from some branch of the military when two gay men said they were wrestling as an excuse for being walked in on while in the act of sex.
A classic case of dorm wrestling:
Serviceman Johnson and Serviceman Hernandez were caught engaging in intercourse when their 1st Lieutenant walked in on the act. "WTF are you guys doing!?" asked the 1st Lieutenant, to which the servicemen replied, "Uh... we were wrestling... and we slipped."
Serviceman Johnson and Serviceman Hernandez were caught engaging in intercourse when their 1st Lieutenant walked in on the act. "WTF are you guys doing!?" asked the 1st Lieutenant, to which the servicemen replied, "Uh... we were wrestling... and we slipped."
by Anono Guy January 18, 2008
Get the Dorm Wrestling mug.A college style jail cell that you'll simply want to get out of, for reasons such as:
1. Ridiculous prices that will probably increase for no reason whatsoever.
2. Bathroom that is nasty.
3. Suitemates that will eventually become annoying as hell to deal with.
4. Shit wifi.
5. "Quiet Hours". Yes, this is a thing considering the purpose of college dorms.
6. No privacy.
With all of that being said, please do yourself a great favor in both sanity and savings by getting an apartment, with "sane" people. If you prefer to save even a greater chunk and have good grades, then consider commuting.
1. Ridiculous prices that will probably increase for no reason whatsoever.
2. Bathroom that is nasty.
3. Suitemates that will eventually become annoying as hell to deal with.
4. Shit wifi.
5. "Quiet Hours". Yes, this is a thing considering the purpose of college dorms.
6. No privacy.
With all of that being said, please do yourself a great favor in both sanity and savings by getting an apartment, with "sane" people. If you prefer to save even a greater chunk and have good grades, then consider commuting.
Person 1: "I'm finally excited to move into a dorm! Freedom at last!"
Person 2. "That's what they all say, until you're first month ends. Then your dorm becomes a living hell."
Person 2. "That's what they all say, until you're first month ends. Then your dorm becomes a living hell."
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Get the dorm mug.by $Andrea$ July 16, 2008
Get the dorm slut mug.The bum who sits outside a 7-11 that opens the door as you come and go hoping for extra change from your purchase and or a bottle of liquor at Christmas
by kmoney2000 November 29, 2009
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