A stand-up shitting contest with a photo finish (to avoid disputes, of course). Two or more individuals partake in a standing defecation where winners are determined by the longest unbroken "tail" at any given point.
I heard the DC Talk roadies used to crunk up the groupies and hold Kentucky Derbys to decide which ones got to hang with the band.
by Mung the Merciful October 16, 2008
Get the Kentucky Derbymug. by ambyzz December 25, 2008
Get the Derby, CTmug. A bunch of hicks slamming into each other at a small county fair to show their honeys they're tough.
A bunch of poor white trash who can't sell their cars for squat so they enter them in to try and win a thousand bucks and lose more of their brain cells that they barely have.
Family reunion for a bunch of inbred cousin slammers who live in trailer courts
A bunch of poor white trash who can't sell their cars for squat so they enter them in to try and win a thousand bucks and lose more of their brain cells that they barely have.
Family reunion for a bunch of inbred cousin slammers who live in trailer courts
Middle class man went to the fair with his family to show his kids a bunch of insane people at the demolition derby.
by road trash October 4, 2005
Get the demolition derbymug. by Indian Charlie May 24, 2006
Get the kentucky derbymug. A sexual act, and a certain form of bukkake. A white woman has a group of ten African-American men or more, completely naked and ready to screw. One man jerks off over the woman at a time, and he only has 30 seconds to ejaculate. The next man in line repeats the process, and so on, and so on, until the woman is completely covered with semen.
The origin of this term is quite simple, but a little racially biased. Downtown, referring to the African-Americans, symbolizes "gangsta," "pimp," etc.
Derby, however, is a different story. Racecar driving, AKA "NASCAR", is only watched by Caucasian rednecks, which is why it refers to the white woman. It also signifies why the males have to ejaculate so quickly.
The origin of this term is quite simple, but a little racially biased. Downtown, referring to the African-Americans, symbolizes "gangsta," "pimp," etc.
Derby, however, is a different story. Racecar driving, AKA "NASCAR", is only watched by Caucasian rednecks, which is why it refers to the white woman. It also signifies why the males have to ejaculate so quickly.
Dude, did you see that video on insert porn website name here?
Yeah, bro, she totally got a Downtown Derby!
Yeah, bro, she totally got a Downtown Derby!
by Suk-Ji Long-Shlong July 15, 2010
Get the Downtown Derbymug. by Brian Salamone October 24, 2006
Get the Delaware derbymug. When you're fucking your cousin and the movement on top keeps making the horse go faster and faster until you fall off
by I like tiddies March 2, 2019
Get the Alabama Derbymug.