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Louisville Dentist

The act of using a baseball bat, presumably a louisville slugger, to knock someone's teeth out; a baseball bat used with the sole purpose of being used to knock teeth out.
you never want to be on the giving or receiving end of a Louisville dentist.
by ShootymcRooty May 27, 2023
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Dirty Dentist

The act of rubbing one's finger in your ass crack and then scraping it across the teeth of another.
"Boy that guy really kicked your ass. But, it was worth you giving him a dirty dentist. That butt speluncker deserved it."
by Milf slayer4 June 4, 2023
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anti dentist

anti dentist is the hatred towards dentists, everyone should hate them or you're my enemy
created by the real club owner in giu basil
Ohio Mate! Did you see how that dentist was acting towards me?! That's why I'm anti dentist most of the time!
by alexoi1 March 17, 2023
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Pacific Dentist

A term for US marines who performed ‘dental procedures’ (removal of gold teeth, usually with a knife or butt of a rifle) on Japanese soldiers in World War 2.
“My great-grandad was a Pacific Dentist in the war”

“Oh neat, how many root canals did he perform?”

“Guadal-canal”

“What?”

“What?”
by Booz McGroove February 10, 2023
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Dentist Rock

When a man, usually caucasian in his mid-30s to late-50s that works in a profession other than music, gets dumped or divorced after a long relationship and "rediscovers" self-expression in the form of music.
Because their sense of style has frozen since the beginning of said relationship, it's usually heavily indicative of some long-forgotten or now derided genre or artist.
It almost always suffers from very low production value in both audio and the visuals for whatever medium on which they release it.

While the name implies a specific genre, it can also come in the form of hip hop, metal, jazz, or any other style of music.

See: "Moon River Rock" or "Can I Borrow a Feeling" for examples.
Ron: "Hey, did you get a chance to listen to my demos?"
Ron's Son: "Yeah, dad. Everyone has. It sounds exactly like Matchbox 20. It's so embarrassing."
Ron: "It is not! I put my blood, sweat, & tears into those songs! Some of those songs are about you and your mother, you know! How a man can hurt inside!"
Ron's Son: "It's fuckin' Dentist Rock, dad. Mom's with Gary now. Just leave it!"
by Busta Schnut October 28, 2023
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financial dentist

Refers to someone who provides a low-income person with the most ideal and reasonable/healthy type of monetary assistance --- he simply "fills in the gaps" in the indigent person's financial life, such as purchasing economy-grade groceries, buying a few separate tools (extra points if the person requests/accepts used tools from a thrift store or yard sale) to replace broken/worn/missing ones in the person's toolbox, providing maintenance/repair materials to fix/upgrade things around the person's house, and so on.
Financially-solvent dude: I really appreciate how Tiffany only asks me to be a financial dentist for her, rather than expecting me to buy her everything under the sun. Plus not only does she never try to pressure me to go along on any of her boring mall-shopping trips, but she also always cuddles up with me while I'm browsing Amazon/E-Bay to locate the lowest price on the occasional replacement item or tape/disc that she wants, and accompanies me hand-in-hand to Goodwill or the local pawn-shops/thrift-stores whenever I go scrounging for bargains on the few simple household/recreational items that she does ask me for... her warm-hearted gratitude-filled companionship during these somewhat-tedious endeavors is an welcome bonus all on its own, of course, but her always being at my side also means that she's right there to actually observe and inspect each of the items that I'm thinking of choosing for her, and so she can more easily/reliably determine if the item I'm looking at is indeed the best choice to fulfill her needs.
by QuacksO August 15, 2017
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Ramble like a dentist

When someone goes on and on about something so quickly and loudly that they prevent interruption
Joey: "Sometimes he just talks and talks and I can't even get the time to tell him to shut it"
Maria: "Yeah he does ramble like a dentist"
by LOLSPOOPYTIME October 21, 2018
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