once you go black you go deaf

white girls fucking black guys in the ear

" Alyssa was fucking T Shawn Dog in the ear " said Demetri
" I told her once you go black you go deaf "

by Tom Stein hates jews and arabs February 19, 2009

tome-deaf

Someone who has read more words than they know how to pronounce.
From Atlantic Monthly Magazine's Word Court column, March 2003.

(Talking about someone who is inebriated)
"She's so inehbryated."
"Hah! You're tome-deaf, it's pronounced 'in-ee-bree-at-ed'."

by Jinerviet December 24, 2008

high-deaf

something so awful like a movie that you need to either be high or deaf to enjoy or sit thru

dude that was a total high-deaf movie

by cheaptrickrick May 16, 2010

double deaf

When a person ejaculates in both of their partner's ears, effectively making them deaf.

Person 1: Are you two really into all of that kinky shirt?
Person 2: Yeah man, she even let me double deaf her last night.

by Monjhall February 1, 2017

It's Rather Hard for a Deaf Woman to Hear an Assassin Coming

A phrase to be implemented, usually from one bloke to another, when a man can overcome the suspect defenses of a witless woman and cajole her into coitus.

Shawn: "Hey man did you make any headway with that Potbelly cashier?"
Slim: "Headway? I totally banged her. It's rather hard for a deaf woman to hear an assassin coming."

by The Original Slim Bavis March 31, 2005

tone deaf

Guilty of making a comment with which I disagree for against which I have no coherent argument.

Matt Damon's comments on the #metoo movement are utterly tone deaf. - Minnie Driver"

by Ufo4243 April 22, 2018

tone deaf

see jonas brothers.

person 1: hey can you give me a good example of people who are tone deaf?
person 2: sure just listen to the jonas brothers.
*2 days later*
person 2: so did you see the jonas brothers and how tone deaf they are?
person 1: what? i went deaf from the screaming girls are the jonas brothers concert so i cant hear you.

by In A Fort February 15, 2009