Darwin Dangle

When a young woman, generally of less than 25 years of age and of low wealth, speed walks through a public setting (generally a train station, busy street, etc) wearing a velour track suit or other Juicy-inspired items while dangling her child (typically of an age that indicates she was knocked up in her mid-teens) behind her as if they are a both a fashion accessory and/or a massive inconvenience. In doing so, she will likely strut her stuff to attract any potential suitors. Heels are optional, but not required for a sighting.

Dude, I totally saw a Darwin Dangle in Ruggles Station last night.

by DangleSighter September 11, 2011

angle of the dangle

male erection intensity

The angle of the dangle is proportional to the heat of the meat, the direction of the erection, and the dimension of the extension.

by crispynitwit December 18, 2009

dilli dangle

Slang for the male penis

Dude your dilli dangle is showing.
Ay girl you know you want my dilli dangle

by ol champ March 16, 2014

dangling bacon

It's when a woman's vagina is so streched out that her inner lips resemble dangling bacon.

Cara Browning Chapman needs vagioplasti to correct her dangling bacon

by missing elements September 28, 2013

Dangling Cheese

The jizz that dangles.

Babe I have a dangling cheese on my tip, can you lick it off?

by OLA MY NAME IS JUAN September 03, 2016

Dangling Disappointment

Used to describe someone's penis that is less than blessed. A very small penis.

I hope this girl I met last night is ready for 2 and a half inches of dangling disappointment!!

by Stitchking May 22, 2011

banana dangle

When you rest your penis over a balcony and let it fall downward.

Hang on, I'm going to banana dangle over this railing.

by BeeTleet August 20, 2014