The occasional customer that doesn’t pay attention to the information they are given to allow for a simple and easy transaction. Instead, they hear only what is convenient for them and fly off the handle when things don’t go exactly how they intended.
“This cuntstomer is lighting up my phone and complaining that her furniture set isn’t in stock when I told her it would be a week and a half.”
“If this cuntstomer that adds 5 shots of espresso to her Frappuccino keeps bitching about it being too soupy, I’ll quit!”
“If this cuntstomer that adds 5 shots of espresso to her Frappuccino keeps bitching about it being too soupy, I’ll quit!”
by Salesslueth84 May 14, 2018
Get the Cuntstomer mug.A misguided customer by their actions or by any part of an action that they are responsible for, that has caused an enormous, near indescribable mess of mass proportions, which, as of now, best describes them.
Oh man! I was dealing with this Clustomer today that must have had their head on backward.
I am not sure how long it will take to clean-up the mess that they made or undo the things that they did. It would easier to just start over but we have already spent 3 days trying to explain that they are doing it wrong
I am not sure how long it will take to clean-up the mess that they made or undo the things that they did. It would easier to just start over but we have already spent 3 days trying to explain that they are doing it wrong
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the people slave-laboring at these electronic cesspools
by s0lipsist September 12, 2006
Get the cuntstomer mug.When a business offers and promises "customer service" but actually has an office meant to disservice the customer and keep them from getting the service they were promised and are entitled to. Often staffed by mexicans since they are good at screwing things up and doing nothing right.
So I bought a new tracfone and tried to switch over my old tracfone's numbers and minutes to it. After a week of dealing with the stupid, lying, incompetent pedros in their customer disservice department I just said "Fuck it". They got me for the new phone, the memory for it and the card, but at least I'm not having them steal more of my life wasting time trying to get it to work anymore.
by doktor strangelove August 21, 2011
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The subject of a customer journey is a victim. The victim feels great or even fantastic, is under the impression to matter and to make sense
The subject of a customer journey is a victim. The victim feels great or even fantastic, is under the impression to matter and to make sense
"Boy, it's hassle, I'm on all those customer journeys and am way too poor to ever arrive".
"Dude, put your mind to something else, you might collect real experience on the way."
"Don't listen to Paul, you think he's travelled, but he's only been on multiple very expensive customer journeys."
"Dude, put your mind to something else, you might collect real experience on the way."
"Don't listen to Paul, you think he's travelled, but he's only been on multiple very expensive customer journeys."
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- Rajid: Please share your screen sir
- Derek: Of course... give me one sec while I make sure I'm not accidently exposing my... Customer Data
- Derek: Of course... give me one sec while I make sure I'm not accidently exposing my... Customer Data
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Get the Customer Data mug.Customer service means always cumming in the food of people you serve at ur occupation. Customer service means cumming on the people you are serving. Customer service means cumming in that dude’s cola because you indeed have good customer service.
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