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Consumeradism

Feeling sexual arousal and pleasure by being exposed to unsatisfied consumers going to extreme lenghts expressing their lack of satisfaction, preferably with dumb and uneducated comments.
At work today I had a customer complained about an invoice fee, my body was tingling for hours and I couldnt focus on my job - that is consumeradism for you!
by vingattemgaddiosa January 17, 2018
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Consumeradism

Reaching a point of sexual arousal by hearing,seeing or reading about frustrated customers. This state is common by people working jobs that deal with customers, eg customer service etc.
I felt my consumeradism come out when the customer said he would contact the authorities regarding his subcription, and my limb was getting rock hard
by versaceeee January 26, 2018
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Cumsumer

A person who regularly attends brothels or purchases hookers. A consumer of sex, for the purposes of their urge to cum.
"Heya Krystal, check out that guy over there, he's my regular."
"A real cumsumer, good for business!"
by GothPixee June 3, 2018
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Consumer

A person who always want things but never bring anything
I had to get rid of them "Consumers" in my house, because they were drinking all my beer.
by APPizzle June 13, 2018
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consumerverse

The realm of availability where something can be bought. This naturally includes online or IRL.
Dude, is the new Solo movie in the consumerverse yet?
Yeah! We can buy it on Amazon now!
by brobiwanzenobi November 23, 2018
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cuntsucker

a cuntsucker is very short person that is made for a very small dick
you should get a cuntsucker to suck your dick standing
by airpod user February 12, 2019
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Contsume

A portmanteau formed by the combining the words content and consume. It refers to the content you're watching, reading, listening, even games on PS/Xbox one is playing.
It helps you talk about the content you consume without giving in to guilt and the negative connotations of the word 'Binge'.

The need for the word arose in late 201Xs when people were consuming too much content to keep track. Also saying 'What are you Netflix and Chilling to?' was getting too creepy. How many streaming services do we need people?

The word was coined by Roma Joshi in 2019 and became popularised in 2020 by her.
I've been contsuming a lot of true crime lately, I need some light, breezy suggestions ugh.

You are what you contsume, that's why I am a friend and I'll be there for you.
by dawnyyy January 29, 2020
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