Massive Croc

fuckning niger!

fuck u massive crock

by fucking ngiger September 20, 2018

mock-croc

Mock-croc, or 'moc-croc' means fake crocodile skin, mostly used for handbags or shoes of the Patrick Cox style.

Eddie was wearing his new moc-croc loafers today.

by Andy Williams September 20, 2003

Matty Croc

the popular term 'Matty Croc' is usually defined by sticking your hand inside of a blue tongue lizards mouth while having your friend tug on your 3 inch chode while having a sip on some 4 hour old Que Cola

Fuck look at that lizard mate, should we do a Matty Croc?

by JFKpeekedglaz February 15, 2021

does killer croc eat people

Yes. Yes he does.

Does killer croc eat people?
DOC: No, it's just an urban myth.
KILLER CROC: Yeah. Keep believing that doc.

by funnyboi82 May 4, 2018

Baby Croc

The Baby Crocs are an army. You should fear them.
The Baby Crocs are a society. They love.
The Baby Crocs are fiends. You should care for them.

The Baby Crocs, they be rollin.

by Hootis July 30, 2020

National Croc Day

January 28th… the day everyone wears crocs! EVERYONE that means you, ya granny, yer pawpaw and ya mother. Even that ugly ass dog u got!

“Hey bro u got any spare crocs for today? yk it’s National Croc Day today right?” “Of course man! What color u want i got em all. I even got them flippin floppers, only in red though.” “damn bro i’ll take the flippin flappers so everyone knows im swag with my dogs hangin’ out😎💪.”

by sandmachine January 27, 2022

raw croc

When a male has unprotected sex while his genitalia is chafed, has eczema, or some other condition in which his skin is rough and leathery.

Phil told me he gave her the raw croc, even though he had blisters on his dick.

by The_Pyrrhonist December 28, 2021