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crimson fart box

A crimson fart box occurs when a woman's rectum is bleeding from intense anal sex. She then farts on a mans face, producing blood spatter.
"Hey Sally, can you give me a crimson fart box?"
by taco12345678910 October 16, 2013
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wahburger and french cries

what you give someone when they are being whiny bitches and acting like they are the only one in the world with problems
If Lauren says "Geez that jerk didn't even hold the door for me". You can respond with "you want a wahburger and french cries?"
by Reality!! April 9, 2012
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Crimson Flood

A punk/thrash band (Est 2002) settled in the little Suburb of Oyster Bay. Its original members were:

FooL - Lead Guitar/Backing Vocals
MoRPHiNe - Drums/Lead Vocals
Their was no bassist

MoRPHiNe was the song writer and played covers by Peter And The Test Tube Babies and a few of his own songs. Sadly the band never took off due to FooLs move to Washington. MoRPHiNe had awaited new members for a band but has found no one sick enough to take the part. MoRPHiNe left the band behind in the Summer of 2005 after FooLs departure.

Fact: The bands name was based off their thoughts on what would happen if you slashed someones head off.
Sam: Yeah...Crimson Floods done
Alex: You think MoRPHiNe still wants to jam?
Sam: Nah man...FooL and him were like brothers...besides...he can't bring back a band that never made it.
by MoRPHiNe December 29, 2006
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crimsane

Incredibly insane. So insane that words can not come close to a description.
Person: Did you see that whore beat up seven children, then punch an old lady to steal a car and five dollars while choking a baby?
Other Person: Yea. That was crimsane...CRIMsane

Person: Adam West is insane...
Other Person: Or is he... CRIMSANE...

Person: See that new computer... it r0x0r5!!!1
Other Person: ya d00d, crimsane!
by paradox7 July 16, 2008
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bloods and crips

stupid ass shit.
GANGS that lonely kids join so they can feel wanted,and important.and mostly to brag to their friends about,and act like total bad asses.Alot of them try to start being so in middle school.they throw up their little handsigns and wear blue and red teeshirts.they go around dissing theie friends,trying to start little girl fights.when really if they got in the middle of the real bloods and crips, well it wouldnt be such a good idea. but whatever.
its all a waste of time and a quick way to get into trouble.
crip:hollah C'S UP B'S DOWN!~
bloods:HELL NAW B'S UP C'S DOWN NIGGAH!
crip:Wut you said? I'll get my water gun and pop a cap.
blood:LETS SEEE ILL FIGHT YOU LATER OR SOMETHAN MEET ME AT THE PARK AFTA SCHOOL.
Crip:ok dew!at the park
bloods and crips:LETS GO MANG
crips mom:come home johnny you have to eat dinner and finish your homewrok!
by HANNAH LEEEA February 5, 2008
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french cries

An imaginary food, usually accompanied first by a waaburger. Is usually offered to someone who is whining, complaining, bitching, or any other annoying offense.
Guy: I can't spell anything right in this dictionary.
Guy 2: Get yourself a waaburger and some french cries.

Dude: I can't take it anymore!
Dude 2: Dude, get youself some french cries and quit complaining.
by punkbass_20x6 January 15, 2006
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Crimson Gusher

When a chick is on the rag, on her heaviest day, you begin by sodomizing her. At first very slowly, while giving her a reach-around and flicking her clit until she is almost ready to cum. You then pull out and drive home in her kooter, which should by all means ignite an orgasm on her part, thus tightening her kooter around your shaft and sending the back pressure of her juices, and I do mean all of them at this point back upon your shaft, thighs and balls. This is known as the classic Crimson Gusher.
"So Dude ... I was banging your mom last night when she gave me a crimson gusher."
by Captain Hungwell May 3, 2004
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