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Chapstick Sex

When women (especially younger teens) dont have a dildo on them when they want to masturbate so they take a chapstick and stick it up their vag. They choose these because of the rounded head (similar to a dick) and they insane availability. Also, they could take lip gloss (depending on how wide it is, the wider the better) because it tends to be longer than chapstick and then you can get a better feel of sex
Bryanna: my mom wont let me go to the sex to store so I had chapstick sex last night...

Caroline: Oo how was it?

Bryanna: okay, i found my moms ultra lipgloss- it was probably the size of David's dick!

Caroline: OMG! can I use that after you??
by anonymous8808 November 13, 2009
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Chopstick

Oldschool raggajungle crew.
Did ya hear that ragga fucking jungle last night?
Yeah, chopstick allways rock!
by MojeMalickost June 19, 2010
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Dutch Chopstick

A sexual act where the man cums in the anus and then inserts his fingers and removes the specimen, he then feeds the victim his man juice.
Man I gave this girl a mad Dutch Chopstick last night.
by Yimbo McMirran July 13, 2011
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crapsack

baby diaper; poopsack; receptacle for catching a baby's bodily waste such as urine and bowel movements
Looks like somebody's crapsack is full.
by Chris Woodum November 16, 2006
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Chapstick

A code word among high schoolers meaning "Marijuana".
Mostly used when talking about such in a class full of snitches and teachers and/or campus security.

Also, fun to see the looks on other people's faces around you when you ask a friend if they've got "Chapstick" or yell that you need some.
Person 1: "Dude... My lips are so dry, I haven't had any chapstick in weeks..."

Person 2: "Yeah? That sucks bro... I heard John's got some though. We should hit him up later for it."

Person 1: "Totally."
by Rachel Shmee October 24, 2011
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chapstick lesbian

A lesbian who falls somewhere between a lipstick lesbian and a bull dyke lesbian. Sporty, somewhat to very feminine, not into a lot of makeup (hence the chapstick) but you can still tell it's a girl.
That girl is really cute in a 'girl next door' kind of way. Wait is she holding that girl's hand? Oh, she's one of those chapstick lesbians.
by wilsoner August 10, 2009
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Poopy Chopsticks

Drunken Party Game; Take turns taking chopsticks to each other anus's, searching for the peice of feces containing the most undigusted food stuffs. Loser eats.
Jonny lost, now he has poo on his foo man shoo.
by BobbyZ December 13, 2003
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