purple crape

when a male ties his penis so tightly and so long that when he unties it it stays purple.

guys girlfriend to her friend: it was so nasty he had a purple crape

friend: eww really? well i tell the guys i date that a purple crape is a deal breaker

by Snor 1 November 14, 2011

crapes

-The only word that should rhyme with grapes.

-the hideously anorexic monster from pan's labyrinth, also refered to as "pans labyrinth monster".

oh my god Crapes please dont eat me i'll just buy you more grapes.

that paris looks like she has crapes

by crapes fuker January 22, 2008

crape

Corporate rape – What happens to longtime employees when their jobs are outsourced or off-shored.

“Buddy got ‘craped’, he lost his pension and insurance when they made the big layoff announcement. He worked for the company for 29 years, 364 days when they fired him”.

by uberdoppleganger April 12, 2009

crapetorium

Where craps go to die

I have to drop something off at the crapetorium

by steve austin July 23, 2004

Crapshaith on a bapshaith

Poop on a stick

Also used as an exclamation of
frustration.

Crapshaith on a bapshaith derives from the Group X usage of Crapshaith, meaning poop/crap/fices stuff.

The term originated from the Bay Area and is most commonly used in the Heart of the Bay aka: Hayward.

"CRAPSHAITH ON A BAPSHAITH"

"What the crapshaith on a bapshaith"

"You're a crapshaith on a bapshaith"

by Queenofcheese March 6, 2009

crapet

The ugly, usually brown, carpet found in apartment complexes and rental houses.

I can't live here! This crapet hasn't been replaced in 10 years!

by Tinglemation May 24, 2006

Blow It Out Your Ear Craphole

An expression used in modern culture meaning that the "Craphole" in question should "Blow 'It' out their ear"

Biff: I so beat you in that game man
Bill: Blow it out your ear craphole

by Cracker Jay February 21, 2003