Emotional-Constipation

When your emotions bottle up to a point where you don't feel them, only the stress of the presence of them. Being Emotional-Constipation is often followed by Emotional-Diarrhea

THE AMOUNT OF EMOTIONAL-CONSTIPATION THAT I AM FEELING RN IS NOT OKAY PLEASE HELP ME

by yo dey ley he hoooo March 23, 2021

Creative Constipation

When one has an idea, a "hmmm" moment, but one can't just get the idea out of the brain into the physical world. From the brain to the world.

See: Creative Block.

I think I am slowly solving my own Creative Constipation.

by PlanesAreNotReal August 1, 2023

covid wedding constipation

The massive influx of weddings once COVID-19 mandates became less strict.

I really need to get my suit tailored now that I have all these invites after COVID wedding constipation is ending!

by Tommyttt August 9, 2022

constipated

when you need to take a shit but you cant cus your ass hurts

i need to take a dump but im constipated

by georgy weorgy July 15, 2007

Constipeetion

When, instead of releasing your blockage, you fire a missle of pee against your bathroom wall.

Darren: Dude, why is the bathroom wall all wet?

Joe: Oh, sorry, I had major constipeetion. I pushed so hard I pissed all over the wall.

by Dictionarydefiner January 1, 2009

Constipatarian

A person so full of bullshit they never run out of bullshit stories or ideas. This word was created on Paltalk in July 2011 by lil_ms_covington. There are derivatives of this word. Contipatarianism is the constant practice of spewing bullshit. Constipatarianism may be practiced in both in the real world or through the anonymity of the internet.

Richard Nixon, throughout his political career, was quite the constipatarian. Through his Watergate scandal, much of Washington practiced constipatarianism.

by im_his_pumpkin July 24, 2011

Constipated wink

Rather than a suave or coy look while winking, you look like you're trying to take a dump instead.

Woman 1: ohh he is cute
(man constipated winks)
Woman 2: uhhh did he wink or shit his pants?

by djtimyd July 18, 2017