Conservadouche

A conservative politician intent on belittling other's opinions, (not letting others talk) discussing how they're always right and people should listen.

Joe Scarborough is such a conservadouche.

by wallstacks October 25, 2011

conservacunt

An ignorant piece of shit who denies obvious facts and believes in whatever the bible tells them

A conservacunt was yelling that gays should burn in hell before I drop kicked that fucking cunt

by Dubiks January 28, 2019

consequently

Thus, therefore

Consequently, you're on www.urbandictionary.com

by Read them April 11, 2004

Jose Conseco

A person who fools everybody; a fake.

That dude was a Jose Conseco, he was never a homie from the beginning.

by Dom Douangpanya September 20, 2009

Fornication Under Consent of the King

in Europe in the olden-days...

if a man wanted to sleep with a woman and she says "no" he can go to the king and if he says it is okay, the woman HAD to sleep with the man.

Fornication Under Consent of the King=FUCK

--"dude i fucked 5 girls this weekend!"

--"you mean fornication under consent of the king?! wow i can't believe he said yes!"

by lesley_roo January 11, 2009

Affirmative Consent

The latest manifestation of batshit feminism to be codified into law. Born of good intentions to combat an alleged "rape culture" across college campuses - one partner can now accuse the other of rape even if the sex was entirely consensual. Anybody who doesn't see how this can and will be abused has never known the wrath of a crazy ex.

"Lack of protest or resistance does not mean consent, nor does silence mean consent. Affirmative consent must be ongoing throughout a sexual activity and can be revoked at any time" - SB 967, California State Law

by HanoverSurvivor March 4, 2015

urban dictionary consensus

The completely accurate, well-researched, and unfailingly reliable information about popular culture found in the definitions written by users of urbandictionary.com.

Bob: Hey, Mike does "badonkadonk" really mean what they said it does in that episode of Chappelle's Show?
Mike: (Checks urban dictionary)...I guess so...That seems to be the urban dictionary consensus.

by fooo1oo April 19, 2009