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Condoms

A protective barrier that can prevent pregnant and std's. puts you in 18 years of pain if it breaks.
If you don't want kids or a bad infection, wear condoms.
by BETTS SEAL! December 27, 2018
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A type of object that is used to prevent from people having little kids running around
I wished I used a condom
I wish I had a condom 5 years ago
by Chuck Vanderchuck May 17, 2016
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Condomful

Today was just condomful!
by Anon-nerd July 18, 2011
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A rubber device worn on the dick to prevent the cum going in the pussy. If the girl knows your name, where you live, can track you down, etc then wear a condom. If she doesn't, go rawdog.
Girl: Shit, i thought you were wearing a condom?!

Guy: LOL, i guess i forgot! Good luck with that. (bolts out of the door and makes his escape)
by GRU-Sniper March 9, 2007
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a container to slide your beer bottle into to avoid getting cold hands. (used in South East Asia)
Look at the pussy with the condom!
by T-o-m-i March 3, 2007
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A rubber device worn on the dick to prevent the cum going in the pussy. If the girl knows who you are, where you live, can track you down, etc then wear a condom. If she doesn't, go rawdog.
Unsuspecting girl: Shit, i thought you were wearing a condom?!

Guy: LOL, i guess i forgot! Good luck with that. (bolts out of the door and makes his escape)
by GRU Sniper December 14, 2008
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where ur condom or u will be a fuckin wanker
where ur condom or u will be a fuckin da
by chris d 100 July 2, 2005
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