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concenspooge

a combination of concentration and spooging.

when men concentrate on cumming / spooging.

when men close their eyes and really give their fucking all they've got.
oh baby, you look so serious when you concenspooge.

he rode his lady nice and deep, concenspooging on the events soon to follow.
by ohfuckno January 11, 2010
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Concertosis

When someone purchases expensive concert tickets and on the day of are too sick to attend.
It's a shame Kaitlynn had Concertosis.
by ms.wronggeneration October 2, 2010
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Concentarting

When your attention is focussed on Tindr, Growlr, Scruff and other dating apps.
Don't bother Chris, he is concentarting on getting a shag on Growlr.
by Tuffcub May 12, 2014
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Concert Fart

A fart that is so potent, it will bring one to tears, burn nostrils, and cause heaviness in breathing. This particular type of fart only occurs at a local or relatively large venue while a person is enjoying their favorite musical act(s).
"Hey Joe, why do I suddenly smell Taco Bell combined with a hint of Heineken and fried okra?" "Don't worry Billy, that was just a concert fart."
by GeRm85 August 9, 2014
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concert season

the time of year when summer is just beginning to end and many artists announce world tours for the fall/winter. concert season takes place after summer because most artists will play at festivals during the summer, so they wait to announce a world tour until concert season.
person one: are you ready for concert season!

person two: hell yes, i’m going to 5 concerts in fall/winter
by whypilots August 13, 2018
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Conferned

The state of being concerned and confused at the same time.
Me: *is in a questionable situation*
Me: I am so conferned right now...
by mystical bean November 11, 2018
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concertmaster

The principal member of the first violin section; generally the most skilled violinist in any given orchestra. While technically only in charge of the first violin section, they often make executive decisions in regard to bowings and phrasing for the entire orchestra. They especially enjoy lording over the second violin section.

A great source of insecurity and angst for all concertmasters is the fact that they just weren't good enough to make it as soloists. Their oversized egos to compensate for the fact that they're really just failures inside, always looking up at what could have been if their playing was better.

While the term 'concertmaster' is generally seen as gender-neutral, the term concertmistress is occasionally used for females occupying this role.
Principal second violin: Hey, I heard they filled the concertmaster's spot with someone other than you. What do you know about this guy?

Assistant concertmaster: I heard from a mutual friend at Eastman that he hates his life because he went to Juilliard thinking he was actually going to come out a soloist. Instead, he ended up here, haha!

Principal second violin: No shocker there, but that means he's probably an arrogant, butthurt prima donna who's going to totally suck as a stand partner. I'm so sorry for you!
by Che Criollo May 6, 2020
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