Comcaster

Is an employee who has worked at Comcast for their entire professional career and believes Comcast is better than sliced bread in everything they do! The Kool Aid is drank on a daily basis!

Mike is a Comcaster, only take in about 50% of what he says as he drinks daily from the corporate Kool Aid!

by broberts22 December 17, 2019

comcast.net

If you have this email, your sons a disappointment.

example email *[e-mail]*

by your pussay mamas <3 January 7, 2021

concasm

A type of joke made when a figurative statement is purposely misinterpreted and responded to as though it were litteral.

I made a concasm when Jane said "the climax of the show was the icing on the cake" and I replied "actually, I don't think baked goods were ever involved!"

by galactickiss December 8, 2021

concesta

One of the nicest people you will have the privilege of having as a friend. Selfless, caring and you will never feel judged around them.

She was a really dope friend. So she officially was dubbed Concesta

by Atari7 March 6, 2023

concesta

It's a word to describe someone that is one of the nicest people you could have as a friend. They are caring, selfless and you will never feel judged around them

She was an awesome friend so I dubbed her concesta.

by Atari7 March 6, 2023

Comcastic

The polar opposite of fantastic. The worst of the worst. The equivalent of the 11th level of hell.

The companies software is so poorly written it consistently crashes my computer at the most inconvenient times. It’s Comcastic!

by TNDil444 July 15, 2024

Comcast

A cable company many people from Minnesota most likely have/had

Comcast is slow as fuck

by ErikTheEliminator151 September 8, 2023