The usually unnecessary drama that takes place at conventions (cons). Usually caused by factors such as lack of sleep, long driving trips, carrying heavy luggage, cosplay malfunctions, seeing someone else with the same or better cosplay, malnutrition, hotel room and roommate issues, romantic breakups, betrayal that is taken personally, extreme heat, etc. Con drama is used commonly for facebook statuses.
Melvin went to Anime Boston cosplaying Riku from Kingdom Hearts. He saw someone else with a better Riku cosplay and then his friends kicked him out of the hotel room. I had to listen to his melodramatic con drama.
by Casual Observer86 September 6, 2012

by ChicanoDom January 21, 2018

A woman who attends a Science Fiction/Fantasy convention wearing skimpy clothing(chainmail bikini, Spandex bodysuit, etc) while being morbidly obese.
"Don't look over there, con barge incoming!"
"OH MY EYES!!!"
"I told you not to look at the con barge, but no ya wouldn't listen!"
"OH MY EYES!!!"
"I told you not to look at the con barge, but no ya wouldn't listen!"
by Jorge Chao January 25, 2006

by robert comelli November 30, 2010

Once Chloe became an ex-con to me and I changed her name to douchebaguette in my phone, I have thankfully never had to talk to that drama queen again.
by HotDiggity! July 18, 2010

A: Could you perchance inform me of the time? I suspect I am late for an appointment at the nearest liquor store.
B: I regret to inform that the time of day has far surpassed the window of time in which visiting said establishment is probable without the aid of a crowbar. In other words, they just closed.
A: Con sarn it!
B: I regret to inform that the time of day has far surpassed the window of time in which visiting said establishment is probable without the aid of a crowbar. In other words, they just closed.
A: Con sarn it!
by sv-1 July 9, 2007
