its complicated

a phrase people use when they are unsure of their love life and fall under one or more of these categories:
- they aren't sure whether they want to be friends or in a relationship with the person
- they are clinging on to an ending/toxic relationship
- they are afraid of being called single

im not sure if he likes me or not so i just tell people "its complicated" when they ask me my relationship status

by lil' acids September 4, 2018

completely irrelevant

I don't give a shit.

This is completely irrelevant to the case, so I don't give a shit.

by Malangus June 7, 2016

complicated

A relationship between two who are in fact dating, just don't want to explain it to their families. They think they are being subtle by calling it this, but no one is really fooled.

Brittany: Are you and Alyson dating?

James: No, it's complicated...

by B.ritzy December 7, 2009

complete stranger

The act of masturbating with both numb hand and penis, giving the effect of watching someone else masturbate.
The logical graduation from a reverse stranger

I was bored on sunday. So after a few drinks, i gave myself a complete stranger. Mate, it is like free gay porn.

by marcus_schmarcus June 21, 2006

complete and utter fag

this guy who posted my name so i have to post back

"Hey complete and utter fag--I mean, Mike."

by Pete October 7, 2003

completed

the act of fufilling one's act of ejaculation

Oh man, that chick was so hot that when she bent over, I think I completed...

by Neo2129 June 9, 2003

Complete mistake

Tori Gregory

She likes oral.

You dated Tori, you admitted dating Tori, and you didn't REGRET ADMITTING you dated Tori. She is a complete mistake.

by Da Brit July 15, 2004