Sheldon College

a really fucked up school where everyone gets bored shitless and cant wait to get the fuck out of there

John: Sheldon College is boring
Greg: No shit sherlock

by nogheaddd October 16, 2019

Vaughan College

A shit school in vaughan Ontario. It is so bad that the wifi is atrocious. It is almost falling down and covered in stains n shit. The teachers there don’t do anything and waste time. They act like they are doing work but are not. Very expensive school for really bad service you can find better private schools at a cheaper price and way better service. Terrible school, unorganized, they lie about things they needed to do for you, no time management. They once even had a bat in the school. That’s fucking disgusting 🤢🤮

Oh you go to vaughan college. Ur a loser

by Big boy I k January 10, 2020

Jumeirah College

A school in Dubai which is full of extremely rude and stuck up people. There are some very smart people in this school but the rest are stupid and get no where in life. The school is branded as a "nurturing and caring enviornment" but this is a lie as bullying is common in every single corner. The dumb pakis try to act cool where they wear gucci belts but we all know that they are fake and are utter Chamakhs

Me:hey what school do you go to?
Stranger:I go to Jumeirah College Dubai
Me:eeew ur so stuck up get outta my face you imbicle. DESC aint too far from here

by Zeen Patko July 23, 2020

Allegheny college

Shithole in PA that has ugly girls and virgin guys. The guys are all tryna fuck the ugly pussy because it’s their first time getting female attention

I went to Allegheny college and graduated with herpes!

by Me2749278378282 January 25, 2022

felpham community college

A school which advertises "care, respect and equality". However couldn't be more hypocritical considering all they "care" about is dehumanising and stripping you of your uniqueness individuality. All they have "respect" for is the staff. This is a place in which the pupils come last. And finally "equality" the worst case of false advertisement known to man. Not one person is treated equally to the next. Rules apply differently to each individual. In this school contains a shit tonne of slags. Named and shamed (O.P) < initials. To conclude this summary of hell, it is too poor to supply the pupils with a safe and equipt working environment. It is simply shit.

Person 1: Yo, have you heard of FCC?

Person 2: What, Felpham Community college?

Person 1: More like Felpham concentration camp!

Person 2: hahaha its shit

by BrutallySavage1234 December 12, 2016

college fag

Someone who tries excessively hard to get into college, like loading up on APs, extracurriculars, and gearing everything they do freshmen year onwards towards their college apps.

Chan: Oh man look at Vak, he's taking so many APs.
Roan: I know right! What a college fag!

by krohaaan November 24, 2016

Johnson State College

Small college in the middle of no where .. aka Vermont. Population of students is small, about 2,000. Consists of stoners, skateboarders, snowboarders/skiers, drama/theater people and dancers .... and anime club.

Campus is beautiful in the summer and fall and if you like snow then this is the place for you. Snow hangs around till early to mid spring.

The food (called Shwag - Shit We All Get) is decent on some days, other days it'll cause you to shwoop (shwag poop). This is very common with incoming freshman who are not used to shwag's effects on the human stomach.

Classes are mostly laid back so after a day of 3 classes, one can usually do nothing for the rest of the day and smoke a bowl with your friendly neighborhood badger mascot.

JSC - Just Sorta College

by JohnnyPatches April 5, 2011