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Color Confused

The new politically correct term for those who are "color blind".
Billy: "Mom! Shawn from school is so color blind that he can't tell red from green!"

Mom: "Watch your mouth Billy! The correct term is color confused."
by andIwaslikeyes March 12, 2011
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mating colors

aspects of a person which makes them attractive to the opposite sex.

for a girl, it's usually how she dresses or wears her hair or makeup.

for a guy, it can be good clothes, a nice watch, or even a flashy or sporty car.
when Tom moved into a building where there were mostly young single females, he decided to trade in his dodge caravan for a corvette.
by polo January 13, 2004
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Colorbitize

Brianna mixed up all the crayons; she should have colorbitized them.
by Gavin Klein August 5, 2008
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Cobourg

A small town in Ontario, Canada that is full of dirty scruffy bums, effing crackheads, smelly whores, blue witches, needle poking and fentynal smoking junkies, and drunks.
The town doesn't care about the younger generations, it is very boring and honestly many people can't stand to live there.

There are no jobs in Cobourg. It is full of old people from the war time era and baby boomers who have inherited the towns economics and council members' influence, just another masonic town.
It may be a good spot for growing up and going to school, but the disheartened bored kids are all getting into drugs and drinking because its boring to the max, no different than the inner cities in that aspect.

It is the next worse town to live in next to Port Hopeless. (or Portopolis Hopelessness)
Lets go to Cobourg to buy some crack cocaine and rip some fools off, get drunk and drive around in our crack-mobiles all night and smoke some more crack!
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Race colored glasses

This refers to someone who sees racial profiling in anything.
Evander sees the world through race colored glasses, sports, college, science, you name it!
by I, Wreckerrr March 16, 2021
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Colorado Lightning Rod

Where the man sticks his nose into the vagina and farmer blows, all while shoving his fist 8 3/4 inches up her ass until you see your fist pushing up against innards. The man masturbates... The nearby animal, usually a small mammal, runs up the man's dick hole so jizz flies everywhere.
Hey Colorado Lightning Rod tore my dick hole. But the orgasm was amazing.
by CameronDDDDDDDDD December 6, 2013
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Colorado wildfire

A sexual act in which, just before the man ejaculates, He lights the womans pubic hair on fire, Then extngiushes it with his fire hose of cum. Saving the day as as a firefighter.
by Fire Slayer May 19, 2011
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