coinsatance

The seemingly related failure of a system following work on an unrelated part of the system. The relatedness of the parts is imaginary. Systems fail. Sometimes just after an engineer has walked past them.

It's a coinsatance that my wireless network manager no longer works after you put that usb driver in for my 3g modem.

by Shaun Laughey February 1, 2009

Coinspot

A damp spot the size of a coin on a man's trousers or shorts. Comes from the last drops of urine in the male's urethra that linger after urination, and comes out AFTER he pulls his trousers/shorts up.

Dave came back from the toilets and everyone saw the coinspot near his fly.

by thetwobecomeone June 10, 2013

Countsterbating

Masturbating while counting to climax.

Last night i was countsterbating.

by NOPYSEUDONYM March 10, 2014

coinsters

Coinsters is a combination of coin + hipsters. Used to define millennials who are buying crytptocurrency , usually on credit cards, after reading about ridiculously high returns and gains on Bitcoin, Litecoin, etc.

They tend to congregate on Reddit and ask stupid questions.

In addition to student debt, most Coinsters bought coins at their all time high on their maxed out credit cards due to FOMO.

by FinTechGuru December 13, 2017

coint

points earned from collecting coins in video games

Coins are scattered over many worlds in Mario games, so when I collect coins, it gives me coints. I need to collect more coins to earn more coints and beat the high score.

by cosmic user May 30, 2018

Coinsucker

A person who binges on others money or uses people for their cash.

"Jackwonda is a fucking coinsucker. That thot just wants my money"

by TheOligarchy September 25, 2018

Coinstalocating

When two of your Instagram contacts serendipitously are in the same location putting up almost identical photos without knowing each other!

Laura B & Ana P are coinstalocating in Bondi beach!!!

by Wodsworthnothing February 7, 2019