Codswallap

Talking shit.

He was speaking absolute codswallap. He started saying things like David Tennant is my you know what.

by Dr Giraffe August 12, 2010

Codswallop Slop

A shitty tattoo done by a scratcher tattooer made good by blagging (lying) about their credentials to the unsuspecting public, and making them believe that a) they are a real tattooer and b) that it is a good tattoo

Dude, where did you get that tattoo?
I got it at (name any crappy tattoo shop in any crappy town)
Hell, man, that ain't nothing but codswallop slop

by the britster November 23, 2011

Codespeed

Codespeed is a wish for success, good flow, and rapid typing for one setting out on a feature implementation, bug fix, or any kind of programming task. It may also mean good luck.

me: I'm going to start implementing ticket 374 now.
manager: It's due for the release tomorrow... Codespeed!

coder: I'm going to try to work around the overflow bug in IE.
code2: Codespeed!

by emarc September 25, 2012

Colossal ass trolling

Trolling done on an enormous scale. Usually requires a lot of thought and preparation put into it. Shows human potential at its brightest. While being considered irrational in modern society, colossal ass trolling keeps attracting people all over the planet, for it brings unparalleled satisfaction.

One guy: Hey, did you hear someone replaced "Lenin" with "Putin Huylo!" on the Mausoleum in Moscow?
Other guy: Dude, that is some colossal ass trolling!

by croc541 September 23, 2014

Codservative

A Call of Duty fan who wants their game to be the same every year and wants Call of Duty to go back to the "good old days" of Call of Duty 4 and Modern Warfare 2.

"I hate all this new scifi space shit in Call of Duty, I want a boot on the grounds Call of Duty like Call of Duty 4."

"Lol. You're definitely a codservative."

by Puncakian November 5, 2016

Colossal Applause

A phrase coined by the infamous engineer, Cameron Vant, on March 3rd, 2016 that describes the awkward feeling a driver experiences while entering or immediately after entering a vehicle when coming to the conclusion that the passenger doors did not unlock; especially after repeated attempts to unlock the door, usually remotely. The phrase derives from the feeling a gladiator would experience in a large, audience-filled coliseum after a poor performance; usually a feeling of embarrassment, shame, or stupidity. Often times after such an incident, the passengers would ridicule the drivers actions by use of a sarcastic applaud; similar to a displeased crowd demanding the observing emperor to signal for the gladiator’s death.

The antonym of colossal applause is “chariot’s itch”. See “chariot’s itch”.

Listen guys, I don’t need to hear your “colossal applause”, let's just go.

by camvant June 22, 2018

Codys mish

Drinking as may Codys in 20 min and then going in to town to party.

Let’s go on a Codys mish

by Bogans are the bomb July 2, 2018