Cockshay

1. A guy named Akshaya, (alternate spellings may include Akshay, Akshae, Akshaxel..),
that has an incredibly large cock. Desired endlessly by females.

2. Sex god. Worshipped by all.

"I so wish I was a Cockshay.."

by Cockshaydefinition3 April 16, 2009

Cockayas

If someone is a cockayas they ruin jokes.
They may bring down your ideas or flatten partys,
much like a cock in the ass.

Also referred to in Tenacious D's song Inward singing.

Guy 1: So, two nuns are driving down a road late at night when a vampire jumps onto the bonnet.
The nun who is driving says to the other, "Quick! Show him your cross."
So the other nun leans out of the window and shouts..

Guy 2: 'Get off our fucking car', yeah.. fucking hilarious.

Guy 1: Cockayas!

Dude 1: I'm totally dressing as the joker this halloween

Dude 2: Yeah just like everyone did last year

Dude 1: Fine! You try to come up with rad costumes ideas! Cockayas!

Girl 1: So I was at this great party the other night, talking to this cute guy, then Jen gets to the party and totally scares him off..

Girl 2: What a cockayas!

Girl 1: Am sayin'.

Tenacious D's inward singing:

(Jack) *Referring to inward singing* And I can sing like that all fuckin night...

(Kage) Wow... it wasn't really non-stop though. There was a slight...

(Jack)AHH shut up! It is non stop and the other thing is that when I'm fucking singing in it sounds even BETTER than when I'm singing out!
Shut up! Fuck you! You fuckin dick! Always ney saying everything I create! You piece of shit, you create something like inward singing! You fucking shit you fucking sit in your tower...

*Kage Laughing*

(Jack)...and fucking nap... what's funny? You fucking bitch!

*Kage Continues To Laugh*

(Jack)Fuckin, fuck yeah, fuckin... cockayas! (long pause) You're fired from the band.

by Frasemaster 5. January 3, 2011

Cockeysville

A sprawling suburb of Baltimore,MD that shares its zipcode, 21030, with Hunt Valley. Hunt Valley is simply a ritzy name given to the large mall...i mean town center, and the thriving corporate community. Unlike most American towns and suburbs, Cockeysville does not have a downtown or central place. York Rd. runs North-South through the zipcode and is the closest thing to a downtown. York Rd. can take care of all your day-to-day needs with its fair share of department stores, strip malls, car dealerships, restaurants, and other establishments. Just east of York Rd, you have residential areas off of Cranbrook, Warren, and Padonia roads. Here, you will find many apartment complexes, townhouses, and small single family homes. The local public school is Dulaney H.S. To the west of York Rd and I-83, you will find more residential areas, such as the Falls Rd. Corridor, Ivy Hill, and the Western Run Valley. This area is much more country like in nature, and is home to luxurious subdivisions and sprawling country estates, separated by rolling fields and woodland. Here; ceos, milfs, and private school kids live in their own little bubble; isolated from the rest of Baltimore. All in all, Cockeysville is a nice place to live, and has something for everyone.

Although Cockeysville may be diverse, all Cockeysvillians share a common love for the Ravens, alcohol, and their high school.

by cville141 June 16, 2011

can o cocks

Used as a insult to show not only anger, but that you also think they might have a can o cocks in the fridge proving their feminity.

It could also be, literally a can o cocks.

Maltby, You suck....go eat a can o cocks asshole.

by pastieshell May 4, 2009

cockhype

Someone who can't go without cock in them for an extended period of time. Usually refering to some scuz who love to suck dick whenever possible, but can also be someone who wants to keep their pooper filled up with cock at all times. Male or female

a. Stephanie is great, she is a real cockhype.
b. Travis is a waste of skin, he is a real cockhype.
c. When justin called mario a cockhype we all new the argument was over.

by Rickter December 13, 2006

Disregard That I Suck Cocks

A Long Island-coined phrase used to distract someone after you've said too much.

Emily: "So what are you guys up to?"
Matt: "Oh we're having a circle jerk."
Emily: "..What??"
Matt: "Disregard that I suck cocks."
Emily: "...You suck what??"

by Noz Dormuu February 23, 2009

Two cocks in the mouth is better than three in the ass.

modern day application of: "The lesser of two evils"

Child: "I can't decide what to do, mom. Should I lie to my new friend and tell her she looks good even though she doesn't? Or should I come straight out and tell her she looks god awful?"

Mom: "You know son, Two cocks in the mouth is better than three in the ass."

Child: "You're right! Thanks mommy!"

by Jordan (Captain Awesome) November 6, 2006