A group of carts left in a certain area that is not the designated spot for carts to be returned to. This is found in places with many people like supermarkets.
Person 1: We're going to be late to the party.
Person 2: Don't take the cart all the way back to the store. Just push it in the cart cluster.
Person 2: Don't take the cart all the way back to the store. Just push it in the cart cluster.
by Manginacus January 05, 2011
A cluster offender is a person who has an incredible ability to offend a large mass of people at the same time usually without any knowledge of what they're doing.
This can often be observed at important gatherings such as parties, weddings and funerals.
This can often be observed at important gatherings such as parties, weddings and funerals.
(At a wedding)
You: Unless a woman carries my bag for me then she won't be compliant and therefore wont suck my cock
Sally: You're an ass
Pauline: Oh my god you're a cluster offender, we're leaving
You: Unless a woman carries my bag for me then she won't be compliant and therefore wont suck my cock
Sally: You're an ass
Pauline: Oh my god you're a cluster offender, we're leaving
by eneville August 04, 2010
A term used to describe any situation where there are way too many people in a given area.
Blatent over-crowdedness, whether it's people, cars on the road, etc.
Blatent over-crowdedness, whether it's people, cars on the road, etc.
I tried for 20 minutes to get a drink, but the bar was a total cluster fuck.
I was hoping to get closer to stage, but it was a major cluster fuck down there.
It took me over an hour to get out of the stadium; they should really do something so there's not a cluster fuck of cars after the game.
I was hoping to get closer to stage, but it was a major cluster fuck down there.
It took me over an hour to get out of the stadium; they should really do something so there's not a cluster fuck of cars after the game.
by TD_Niners May 13, 2012
When your phone's autocorrect corrects the word Clusterfuck so you rewrite the whole word like three fucking times until you get it correct while the friend who you are texting is pissing himself
Friend: this year has been fucking awful
You: Yeah, its been a Cluster Duck
You: Cluster Duck
You: Cluster Duck
Friend: Bro are you having a stroke
You: CLUSTERFUCK! finally
You: Yeah, its been a Cluster Duck
You: Cluster Duck
You: Cluster Duck
Friend: Bro are you having a stroke
You: CLUSTERFUCK! finally
by KoolKidz1268 June 24, 2020
the definition for a crusty cluster is when you take a shit and day after day you dont wipe your arse it builds up and the shit build up is considered a crusty cluster ie a build up of old feocal matter
dude "i had the shits again but i never bother wiping the wife always uses all the bog roll"
another dude "no way man thats gross your going to end up with a crusty cluster on your arse"
another dude "no way man thats gross your going to end up with a crusty cluster on your arse"
by anal*smear July 29, 2008
A milk chocolatey candy bar full of peanuts and fuck, nougatey fuck.
Looks like someone was watching Dane Cook. :)
Looks like someone was watching Dane Cook. :)
It's amazing how a little ball of lint can turn into a cluster fuck. (Or plural cluster fucks)
Man: Hey watcha got there?
Woman: Oh it's a new candy bar
Man: What's it's name?
Woman: Cluster fucks!
Man: Hey watcha got there?
Woman: Oh it's a new candy bar
Man: What's it's name?
Woman: Cluster fucks!
by Dani Johnson December 01, 2007
A military term applied to a disorganized gathering of service personel, often times at the entry of a military building or common route which obstructs or hinders passage of other personel.
"We can't get into the barracks. There's a cluster fuck in the way."
"Get in rank you maggots. This is a total cluster fuck."
"Get in rank you maggots. This is a total cluster fuck."
by kamikaze762x39 June 19, 2007