Lockblocked

When COVID-19 restrictions stop you from getting a fuck

Was going to fuck this hottie, but the Delta-variant lockblocked me

by Deviantsdo August 6, 2021

Cockblocker

A cockblocker is a person who prevented his/her male friend from having sex by being really annoying or interupting the couple. Being a cockblocker might ruin your friendship by quite a bit, unless it's your best pal that might forgive you after a couple of days.

"Hey, what the hell was that for?!"
"What do you mean?"
"You god damn cockblocker, you ruined it all."

by CoffeeGoSlurp September 21, 2021

Chocblocked

When you think a tasty snack contains chocolate chips and it turns out to be RAISINS!

"I thought I bought a chocolate chip cookie! Turns out they were raisins..."
"Damn man, you got totally chocblocked!"
"For real."

by mynameisbop November 12, 2021

Cockblockdown

When you can't get laid because lockdown prevents you from travelling and socialising.

"You getting any tonight?"
"Can't, the government has just announced another cockblockdown."

by Naughty Corporal January 13, 2022

Cockblockdown

When you can't get laid because lockdown restrictions prevent you from travelling and meeting other people.

"You getting laid tonight?"
"Can't, the government just put us under another cockblockdown."

by Naughty Corporal January 13, 2022

Cockblocker

A cockblock/cockblocker is someone of annoyance (a fucking dick) and usually refers to someone who attempts to stop people from achieving the task of asking a girl out.

'Hey, is he bothering you?'
'No actually, he's my boyfriend, go away you cockblocker.'

by Latenightdrinker43 June 11, 2022

cockblockerpico

A bird named Pico that your significant other loves to snuggle with especially at night. Usually until the partner falls asleep.

My lovers bird is such a cockblocker. Dude what’s her name Pico? Ha ha cockblockerpico gets more action than you.

by Lisarn005 September 11, 2023