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Christian Reconstructionist

One who adheres to the idea that the United States of America should become a theocracy ruled by the rules of the Bible; a Christian Republic.
The President may not be a Christian Reconstructionist, but many of his favorite evangelical preachers are.
by Samuel L. Wordsmith January 7, 2005
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Dusty Christian

A Dusty Christian is when your partner is laying on thier back with their legs together, and arms straight out. Then you pour baby powder on your asshole and blow a huge fart, thus showering them with the powder, and bestowwing your personal blessing on thier face.
Dude, last night i totally got jenny with the old Dusty Christian!!!
by Xx I R I S H xX March 8, 2010
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convenience Christian

A person who claims the highest moral and ethical expectations of others, due specifically to their “strong Christian values”, while supporting people/political parties who commit sexual/humanitarian/financial/ethical crimes.

Extremely quick to judge others, while expecting to never be judged themselves, they are often living in direct conflict with the religious beliefs they claim to have.

Regularly able apply religious beliefs in whatever way most conveniently fits their argument, hiding behind their religion as needed.
No matter how disgusting or immoral the Republicans behave, convenience Christians can always justify or ignore their actions, mostly due to their shared common hatred of Liberals, minorities, immigrants and the LGBTQ community.
by tibbidoe March 10, 2019
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Judas Christian

A person that has the appearance of a Christian, one who acts and speaks as a Christian, but one who never truly believed in Jesus.
It's amazing how he sticks out like a sore thumb, definatly a Judas Christian.
by Pastor John marco April 21, 2020
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performative christian

A person who presents themselves as Christian, but uses their religion as an excuse to vomit up bile and hate towards people of other races, genders, orientations, and beliefs, much unlike what Jesus would have done.
"For someone who claims to have read the Bible, Karen's desire to bring back slavery is very concerning."

"Well, that's because she's a performative Christian, putting on a show to appeal to her fellow bigots."
by Denny Boy May 30, 2020
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Christian

A really hot guy. Thats it. He is hot.
Christian is hot.
by Amandalove2203 September 15, 2015
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Christian

Christian is what you call not a gorilla. Said human is infact attractive, and must stop saying that he is a gorrilla.
by thatweirdkid...... October 23, 2019
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