chow tongue

When your girlfriend drinks red wine, gets a purple tongue, and starts being a bitch who's drunk and sharp with the tongue. Seemingly unprovoked by dialogue this often involves massive critiques of character, physique and intellect. Usually happens to angry drunks or girls that get drunk and whine. (pun intended)

" I was out to dinner with Shanquita and we were having a good time drinking a nice bottle of Merlot. Next thing i know, she gets Chow Tongue and starts bitching at me for the dishes i forgot to do last week. Then she went on about how im in too good of shape and i make her feel self conscious. What a drunk bitch."

by Big Louie FatFingers Ham Hands March 15, 2014

Chow Game

Eating the shit outta that pussy

Damn johns chow game is on fleek

by DAC15 August 16, 2016

chow gazer

In basic training a chow gazer is one who takes food from the mess hall and hides it in his locker.

Look what we've got here, (as the drill instructor opens the unlocked foot locker) we have a chow gazer.

by The military boot July 19, 2017

Chow En-Lie

China's infamously-gluttonous and dishonest mid-29th-century leader.

Due to his prodigious appetite and habitual fibbery, Chow En-Lie was constantly having to undergo cosmetic surgery to reduce belly-fat and trim his nose shorter. Thank goodness for acupuncture, or these multiple operations would have caused a nationwide shortage of pain-killers.

by QuacksO October 27, 2018

Chow gang

Ava,alani,janiah and Asia

Y'all bitches look like dogs y'all apart of the chow gang

by #wholelottachowshit December 5, 2018

Chow chowin down

When you take a jar of that good ole West Virginia chow chow, and rub it all over your woman's body and proceed to chow down on her.

Kristen got me a jar of that chow chow, so i smeared it between her legs and chow chowin down.

by Sexypandashortyshorts April 9, 2019

Chow and Plow

When you have anticipation of buying a girl dinner to have sex with her.

When a girl goes on one dinner date and hooks up with you.

Thanks to tinder, I've had the best luck with the ol' Chow and plow.

Life regret: Did the ol' Chow and plow after taking a girl to the Taco Bell. Sex turned into a chili cook-off.

by B Tsunami October 22, 2019