Shit-chimney

Anybody who is kind of an asshole. You want to burn them and acknowledge that they are nothing more than fecal matter to you simultaneously.

Use your turning signal you fucking shit-chimney!!!

Dylan's obvious tolerance of the Star Wars prequels makes him a definite shit-chimney.

by DinnerRabbits October 8, 2017

BO chimney

Where someone cuts an intentional hole in their t-shirt underneath their armpit to allow ventilation. Called so due to the steam from the armpit resembling a chimney with steam.

Matt: Damn it's hot!
Kyle: Why don't you make yourself a BO chimney?

by Kempo May 17, 2006

drop some presents down the chimney

to take a dump, pinch a loaf, drop the kiddy's off at the pool, blast a dooky, bake a cake, take the browns to the superbowl, drop a deuce, drop a log, ect....

Yeah dude I'll be right there. Santa's gotta drop some presents down the chimney

by paranoya ding ding man January 21, 2009

Meaty Chimney

Term used to describe the female vaginal cavity.

I stuck my bacon brush (penis) up her meaty chimney, and gave it a damn good sweeping.

by The Wrongun July 16, 2008

reverse chimney

When you bend over and spread your ass cheeks, and let a black male, who is smoking a Newport, blast diarrhea into your anal cavity.

John got reverse chimneyed in the bathroom of Denny’s.

by Mike Charter December 25, 2017

Dutch Chimney

The Male lays on his back, swings his legs over his head(hooking his toes on the headboard if possible). He then tucks his penis through his legs pointing towards the sky, thereby appearing as a tall chimney sticking out of a house. In this position his partner can then "ride the dutch chimney, clean the dutch chimney, or include the balls and asshole for a "chimney sweep".

Last night my wife was feeling kinky so I swung my legs over my head and let her ride the ol dutch chimney

by the vrug April 29, 2008

The Russian Chimney Sweep

The Russian Chimney Sweep is the act of the female taking a dump, while her partner is performing anal sex. It is called the Russian Chimney Sweep, because it's origin is in Russia, and the asswhole is being cleaned out, like a chimney.

Chick: I gotta take a dump.
Guy: I want to have anal sex.
Chick: Want to do the Russian Chimney Sweep? My chimney needs some sweeping.
Guy: Let's get cleaning.

by Chicko123 February 20, 2009