Cerphaffalum

Noun: A hectic situation that evokes an anxious mental state.

The zombie attack caused a cerphaffalum

by Pneuticater February 14, 2013

Cephalorectally Challenged

One who struggles with removing and/or keeping his/her head out of his/her own arse.

Good Lord, that politician is cephalorectally challenged! Does he have a clue what he is talking about?

by The Cat Wrangler August 18, 2013

cellphy

self portrait pictures taken at arm's length with a cell phone turned toward one's self and anyone / thing nearby

Tom, Dick, and anything hairy took a cellphy while enjoying mary jane in the Oval Office.

by rag7 December 25, 2013

Cellphone Roulette

1. A drunk friend grabs your cellphone and dials some random number in your contact list and starts talking to that person.

2. A drinking game where you sit in a circle with your friends and spin your phone "like spin the bottle" but can call a random number in your contact list.

I just cellphone rouletted that dude!

by juneink October 29, 2014

cellphambulatory

Having the ability to react to objects while walking and texting...

Thank God I am cellphambulatory or I would've knocked over that stand!!!!

by ArabianFA August 6, 2016

Clphotidetryd

(Sigh-fo-tide-eh-tride) The number that represent the value of LxWxHxV

Ex: A ten x ten cube, the Clphotidetryd is 10 x 10 x 10 x 1,000=1,000,000

i like Clphotidetryd

by Ultimatestageofbordomgy October 13, 2017

cephalorectal inversion

The act of having one’s head up their ass.

During rainy weather, people driving in this area tend to suffer from Cephalorectal Inversion.

by MissChaoticBliss February 17, 2018