Playing the Cello

1. Licking ass.

2. What one calls the way a cat cleans its ass.

3. Inserting a screwdriver into the rectum.

1. You wanna play the cello before or after the rusty trumpet, slut?

2. Whoa, check out that fat puss cleaning its puckered ass!

3. He wouldn't tell us about the skrilla, so we played his cello yo! He went mad loud on the facts.

by Phyrexian Buttraper February 25, 2003

blue cello

A sexual position by which a man is held in choke hold from behind by his partner while simultaneously being jacked-off.

The two performed the blue cello flawlessly until John passed out from asphyxiation.

by nayr onibmag September 29, 2013

primal cellscream

The sound you make after your cell phone falls into the toilet.

Dropped my brand-new iPhone in the toilet yesterday. Seriously, bro, people could hear my primal cellscream for miles!

by Dictionnaire Diabolique January 23, 2017

cellist

A woman that sits with her legs wide open (clothing optional) and strokes a mans instrument.(penis)

The way Martha was sittin' there pullin' my crank with her leg staddlin' mine, I'd say she was a cellist

by critter getter September 21, 2007

brain cells

Useless matter. More useful when replaced with air.

Fuck brain cells, I'm gonna smoke a bowl.

by drgreenthumb January 13, 2008

cellist

a person who puts people in jail.

My friend is a cellist, locked away a couple last night.

by dave597 March 11, 2005

Callosity

Hardening of the skin caused by rubbing and friction.<br>
Either a callus on the body.
Or hardening of things caused by horniness>

Eww, the callus on his hands made me lose my callosity

by CoryCallosity January 8, 2009