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Get the celibate mug.a really quick car that is much faster then a neon especially tony bowmans gay neon it also destroys cavilers sunfires civics and yet again tony bowmans gay neon and a stock 1991 toyota celica can also beat a 320 hp Plymouth laser (true story) :)
by ericbuller October 21, 2010
Get the toyota celica mug.(v) or (n) the act of intentionally giving the false appearance that you are Celibate and Abstaining from sexual activity for the express purpose of luring an attractive woman of good moral fiber to want to have sex with you. This act is believed to accomplish two primary objectives:
1) allow the Woman to lower her defenses, having deemed you to be of no threat to her sexuality
2) Create an alluring challenge to the Woman, whose own animal instincts tell her that she must "show you the ropes" sexually
This particular act is considered a "long term" courting, but if done correctly yields a great prize, the unblemished sexual experience of a lifetime!
Pitfalls to this action can be complete and absolute sexual frustration, sprinkled with a slight bit of disdain or Long Term Commitment, in worst case scenarios.
1) allow the Woman to lower her defenses, having deemed you to be of no threat to her sexuality
2) Create an alluring challenge to the Woman, whose own animal instincts tell her that she must "show you the ropes" sexually
This particular act is considered a "long term" courting, but if done correctly yields a great prize, the unblemished sexual experience of a lifetime!
Pitfalls to this action can be complete and absolute sexual frustration, sprinkled with a slight bit of disdain or Long Term Commitment, in worst case scenarios.
Uses as a verb:
Guy 1: Hey bro, what are you doing tonight?
Guy 2: I am going to church tonight with this smoking, Hot chick named Mandy. I am having to CeliBait her so that I can get into those panties!!!
Guy 1: Ahh, is it worth all the effort?
Guy 2: No...But it will be when I'm tappin' that Ass!
Guy 1: Hey bro, what are you doing tonight?
Guy 2: I am going to church tonight with this smoking, Hot chick named Mandy. I am having to CeliBait her so that I can get into those panties!!!
Guy 1: Ahh, is it worth all the effort?
Guy 2: No...But it will be when I'm tappin' that Ass!
by Billy BottleService January 5, 2011
Get the CeliBait mug.Someone who has Celiac Disease which is an allergy to Gluten. Gluten is found in wheat, rye, barley, and everything delicious you'll ever want to eat or drink. It is also found in cigarette filters, of all places.
It is NOT in rice, corn, potatoes, buckwheat, sorghum, amaranth, millet, soybeans, oats, quinoa, and sunflower seeds.
If you're a Celiac, say goodbye to 90% of what you love in your regular diet.
It is NOT in rice, corn, potatoes, buckwheat, sorghum, amaranth, millet, soybeans, oats, quinoa, and sunflower seeds.
If you're a Celiac, say goodbye to 90% of what you love in your regular diet.
We're going for dinner and drinks with Bertha tonight.
The raging celiac? So she's eating a dry salad and drinking water then huh?
Yup.
The raging celiac? So she's eating a dry salad and drinking water then huh?
Yup.
by OhALovelyNut September 11, 2011
Get the Celiac mug.A pathetic ploy to prevent teenagers from having sex. for every one student that it stops from having sex, it makes three more have sex anyway just to piss off the adults.
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