clavero

perfection

What a clavero day!

by Perfectioooon October 21, 2008

Cleaved

To give someone a blowjob and go so deep, they also put the balls in their mouth

JC has no gag reflex, he cleaved the guy he picked up last night

by cwhs September 28, 2018

Steveland Cleaver

When you kill someone in Metal of Honor or Call of Duty with your melee weapon.

I snuck up on a guy in Medal of Honor and Steveland Cleavered his ass.

by Rm 7167 Rowan University 2010 October 17, 2010

Cleave Machine

A machine commenly used to pick up women, Slags and Prostitutes
Can not be controlled after gaining momentum
Runs purely on the Vaginas of young women, useualy inoccent young women

"Oh god shes walking like a cowboy after the Cleave Machine Gave her a Bouque"

"Ladys you better watch out... the Cleave Machines coming to get you"

"Are you a robot? No! im a Cleave Machine Baby!!!"

by Davey boy smith November 24, 2006

cleave drip

any remnants of edible substances deposited in or around the cleavage area or on clothing covering said area

What the heck did i cleave drip on myself?
What is this wretched cleave drip?
Ummm...do I have cleave drip?
This cleave drip is making me uncomfortable.

by theloniusjunk December 21, 2008

Cleavesneak

The sneaky cleavage a girl puts into her photos for sex appeal. Usually under the pretence that it was an accident.

Dude 1: Did you see Amanada's new profile picture? Where did they come from!?

Dude 2: Yeh i saw it. It looks accidental mate, but it's a total Cleavesneak.

by TheBald October 14, 2010

cleaveless

no cleavage, impossible to achieve cleavage

Her chest reminded me of the desert, with two little sand dunes; she was so cleaveless.
no cleavage, cleaveless

by PuppyDog1245 October 24, 2010