web-fatuation

Immediate, low-grade infatuation with a person whom one has only encountered on the web. The most common causes of web-fatuation are seeing a friend of a friend on a social website, such as facebook, and being instantly smitten, without knowing any real information about that person's real life identity. If you have spent more than 2 minutes perusing a friend of a friend on social media...you may be suffering from a web-fatuation.

She means nothing to me honey,it was strictly a web-fatuation! We never even "friended" each other!

by scribblerjeff December 31, 2011

Spoon Castration

To cut off male genitals using a spoon

"i will perform a spoon castration on you, were i will castrate you, using a spoon"

by Phil AKA Luke James CIA July 17, 2007

Caution fallin tards

a person who dresses as a criplle and falls out of trees when people walk by and start screaming for help then they take their cripple costume off slap the person and run while screaming I AM AN ANGRY PIZZA MAN!!!!!

dude i went caution falling tarding with my friend the other day...

by Urban boiyii March 6, 2005

Cautionflammible

spelled wrong for reasons that this person owns the name and is the cool person known as Jamie

Cautionflammible is the best person

by Ann M. April 14, 2008

Caution Hot!

This is German for "I'm sweating my balls off in this stupid weather." Also a phrase used when removing a hot plate from a microwave.

This plate was Caution Hot!

by DogMonkey October 1, 2003

zen fatuation

Zen-fatuation:

Zen: form of Buddhism: a major school of Buddhism originating in 12th century China that emphasizes enlightenment through meditation and insight

Infatuation: thoughtless passion: a great, often temporary, and irrational passion for somebody or something

enlightenment…plus irrational passion; intense emotion…love, joy, hate, or anger…

Enlightenment though irrational intense emotion.

Her state of zen fatuation allowed her to be at one with the zen chicken.

by Zen Hippie August 17, 2007

Caution inc.

1. Those 4 fat dudes on stage.
2. A Punk/Hardcore band from Oshawa, Ontario, Canada.

I've never seen 4 fat guys move so fast! They totally pulled a caution inc.

by drunkonshwater March 4, 2010