A 3-pronged device which, when properly combined with 1.21 jigawatts of electricity, grants access to the fourth dimension. (The ability to travel through time.)
Just tape the flux capacitor to a car, a toaster, or any other mechanical item you can think of, and you can travel through time with it!
by Dark Chaos September 4, 2004
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The critical cock capacity (c-cubed) is a constant that when multiplied with mass, equals energy. The proposed model for this interaction is E=MC^3.
Researchers have made conflicting claims on the range of C^3. Some believe the bottom limit is as low as 5 or 6 while others have proposed upward bounds of 17. As one Harvard researcher proclaimed: Back at Hahvard, the sky was the limit.
The critical cock capacity (c-cubed) is a constant that when multiplied with mass, equals energy. The proposed model for this interaction is E=MC^3.
Researchers have made conflicting claims on the range of C^3. Some believe the bottom limit is as low as 5 or 6 while others have proposed upward bounds of 17. As one Harvard researcher proclaimed: Back at Hahvard, the sky was the limit.
Egads! That girl has reached her critical cock capacity! Please refrain from administrating more cocks, as it might result in permanent damage.
My fiance has a higher critical cock capcity than yours.
My fiance has a higher critical cock capcity than yours.
by Buttplug May 27, 2007
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A world-wide spectacle of real-time insanity. The transformation of a highly respected, presidential briefing into an unprecedented side-show of off-the-rails lunacy, resembling more of a campaign rally than an official government sponsored event.
Ummm...Did he just say that the virus was a hoax, that it is a construct of liberals to undermine his election, that he's got it totally under control, that anti-malaria, sunlight or injected disinfectant is a practical, safe treatment?
Yeah. All that, and more...in the latest Campaign Brief.
Yeah. All that, and more...in the latest Campaign Brief.
by YAWA April 26, 2020
Get the Campaign Brief mug.During the beginning of a romantic relationship, both partners put forth due dilligence to continually express their best qualities in hopes of securing their partner's love, thus allowing the campaign to end.
The campaign is also considered officially over when one or both individuals:
a. fart in front of the other
b. begin to 'let themself go'
c. reveal the heinous aspects of their character that up to this point have been painstakingly masked and concealed
d. admit to be currently suffering from rupadupalus
The campaign is also considered officially over when one or both individuals:
a. fart in front of the other
b. begin to 'let themself go'
c. reveal the heinous aspects of their character that up to this point have been painstakingly masked and concealed
d. admit to be currently suffering from rupadupalus
Although dates with Colette during "the campaign" had been sweet, Clay secretly feared that one day his secret would come to light and she would discover the massive pile of semen-soaked rags under his bed which had sat there long enough to develop a conciousness and whispered threats to him when he was alone.
by John Pressley June 27, 2008
Get the the campaign mug.When playing the game of Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2, a Campapotomus is someone who sits in a corner with a hearbeat sensor and/or ranger or model shotguns, this is most annoyin during Search and Destroy when the only person left is a campapotomus and everyone who is dead is forced to watch him.
Jack, "Ugh i got killed by another campapotomus and I was one away from a stupid chopper gunner"
Justin, "I'm sick of these campapotomuses its like every time I turn a corner he's blasting me with his rangers He just doesn't move.
Justin, "I'm sick of these campapotomuses its like every time I turn a corner he's blasting me with his rangers He just doesn't move.
by noonelikescampers January 3, 2010
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Memphis kid: Yo wudup
Capacian: Ayyy nigga
Memphis kid: wan go uptown!?
Capacian: YEE!
notice how unfunny and uninteresting this conversation is. this is the typical capac/memphis talk. people are uneducated and fail at life here. do not get involved with people here. they will make you want to blow your brains out.
Capacian: Ayyy nigga
Memphis kid: wan go uptown!?
Capacian: YEE!
notice how unfunny and uninteresting this conversation is. this is the typical capac/memphis talk. people are uneducated and fail at life here. do not get involved with people here. they will make you want to blow your brains out.
by completelyunsatisfiedwithcapac December 30, 2010
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