coochie goblin

a man of some sort that is a fucking beast and that has the ability to get between the legs of any woman he wants

Damn Nate, I didn't know you got so much pussy, I guess we should start calling you the coochie goblin

by coochiegoblin July 15, 2016

Coochie dad

A man who gives you the most satisfaction sexually.

“That’s my coochie dad”

by flowerchild June 8, 2021

canned coochie

Slang for male sex toys, notably Fleshlight® . Originated from a Spongebob meme.

Wow! I can't believe my favorite sex store has it! Canned coochie!

by BigChodus September 12, 2019

Coochie Coup D'Etat

When a woman suddenly takes complete control of a man and yet still refuses to have intercourse with him.

He is so whipped by his girlfriend but she is having a Coochie coup d'etat and won't give up the poon until his birthday.

by Begforclementimes November 25, 2013

Cacapoochie

Then something is unfair or when things do not go your way.

I can't believe I can't go to Jeffs party, this is cacapoochie.

by Kattieebabby August 14, 2017

Coochie lace

A wig for your coochie

Man on twitter: I'm selling a coochie lace, serious dms only

by GenitalHerpes69 October 27, 2018

coochie roar

When a female farts out of her vagina and it makes a loud growling sound.

John: Do you smell that?
Jimmy: Yeah it was Sarah, she just let out a mad coochie roar.
John: Only a woman would do that.

by Timmy turner III December 31, 2018