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bisexual whiplash

It's spring, the weather turns warn, and for the first time in many months all the cute people wandering around the street/mall/food court/city park/farmers market/etc. are wearing light clothing revealing faces, arms, legs, cleavage... The more of them distract you, the more often you turn to look, the more likely you are to get bisexual whiplash.

Straight people can get it too, of course, but being bi doubles your vulnerability.
The cute people are out today! I went to get some food and got bisexual whiplash just trying to cross the street.
by my name is Cos November 24, 2007
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myspace bisexual

A girl who makes out with other slutty chicks at parties and then claims to be bisexual because it's trendy to say so and gets people's attention on myspace.
Pretty much any girl on Myspace who lists her sexual orentation as "bisexual". Hence, Myspace Bisexual.
by Dwight Fry July 12, 2006
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bisexuality

the gift of nature to love both genders indiscriminately
Due to bisexuality, Sarah has fallen in love with John and Heather, wishing she could cuddle and make love with them both forever.
by The Chickendude April 25, 2010
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passive bisexual

A person who will engage in sexual acts with both sexes but will only be on the recieving end of those acts when the person performing them is of the same sex.
Female(a) in a MFF threesome will recieve oral and physical attention from female(b) but female(a) will not give oral or physical attention to female(b) because Female(a) is a passive bisexual.
by R. B. January 7, 2009
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non-confirmed bisexual

Finn wolfhard is a non-confirmed bisexual. finn wolfhard is bisexual, but he doesn't know/tell ppl. i know this because i am also a bisexual male that plays music. i have a very good gaydar.
by ThatLittyKidd May 17, 2020
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Homophobic Bisexual

A bisexual who doesn't understand monosexuality and bully homosexuals . Homophobic bisexuals think the bisexual kelsey scale ranges from straight to gay which doesn't make sense for homosexuals and heterosexuals.
Someone posted on tumblr Everyone is a lil Kinsey 3. Typical homophobic bisexual.
by Smartient August 10, 2018
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bisexual

A people who, in the majority, are normal people who happen to be attracted to both sexes.

Unfortunately, a minority exists in the bisexual crowd that thinks either A: Everyone is bi and straight or gay people are just in denial B:thinks they are superior to straight or gay people because they have a more "open mind" or C: Say they are bi just because they want to seem hip and/or progressive
"Cool bi people don't make a big deal about being bi."

"I'm not bisexual. It's not because I'm homophobic, I just quite frankly don't find men attractive."

"Just because you say you are bi doesn't make you counterculture"
by Adam Harris Dawkins July 15, 2007
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